JEREMY: Mark's a little bit down in the dumps. He's been raped.
MARK: I have not been raped. A woman just continued to have sex with me after I said "No".
SUPER HANS: Sounds like rape to me, Mark, classic case.
MARK: She didn't put anything up my bum.
SUPER HANS: No-one said it was bum rape, Mark.
Quote: shaggy292 @ April 1 2009, 12:34 PM BSTThe bit when Mark opens the bin and finds Mummy in there is equally brilliant. Especially because there's no build-up to it, he's just going about his business, and Jeremy asks him to keep his voice down.
That's brilliant, "The bin is for household waste, not beloved pets!"
I love the episode that ends with Mark saying "Great, so I've dumped my Sister. What am I going to do next, ring up Grandad and tell him I think he's a boring twat?"
There really is too many to mention. It's a brilliant sitcom.
And the bit where Jeremy watched Nancy having sex with that other guy:
"This is basically like watching porn, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard on, and I want to cry"
And my sig: "Who needs romance when you're doing it up the bum?"
I know it is a classic sitcom, probably one of the best ever!!!
Is that to bold?? no no I don't think it is, im sticking with, one of the best sitcoms ever!!!
Quote: Tim Walker @ April 1 2009, 10:21 PM BSTJEREMY: Mark's a little bit down in the dumps. He's been raped.
MARK: I have not been raped. A woman just continued to have sex with me after I said "No".
SUPER HANS: Sounds like rape to me, Mark, classic case.
MARK: She didn't put anything up my bum.
SUPER HANS: No-one said it was bum rape, Mark.
I only just watched the all five series again a couple of months ago, but this thread is making me want to whack them on again!
Straight after Mark and Sophie's wedding.
SOPHIE
I feel terrible, I feel like I've been shot in the stomach.
MARK
Don't say that Sophs. It's done now, we're over the hump.
SOPHIE
The hump! Our wedding, the hump! Stop the car. I just wanna go and scrub it all out.
MARK
It's not that easy Soph. That was a Church of England marriage service, not applying for a Nectar card.
Scene -- Sophie's birthday party at her parents' house.
PENNY: So, Dan Walker's barn, apparently it looks suspicious.
SOPHIE: Oh no, poor Dan.
IAN: Boo-hoo, poor old Dan.
PENNY: Maybe you should make that your last glass.
IAN: Poor, poor Dan, poor old Dan. There's a reason your so sad for Dan, isn't there? Because you're such good friends with Dan, aren't you Pen?
PENNY: For god's sake, Ian.
SOPHIE: Dad!
MARK (attempting to defuse the tension): Anyone for a game of Risk?
Mark: Now I can get out and do everything I've always wanted to do. Join Mensa, learn the clarinet .. I can become a scout leader.
Jeremy: Mm-hmm.
Mark: What are you smiling about? Look, scouting is a noble tradition ... You don't have to be a paedo to want to work with children, alright?
Jeremy (whispers): But it probably helps.
Mark: Oh god, that is so-- I spent five happy years in the scout and never once did--
Jeremy: You told me Kinky Layton was all over you.
Mark: Yeah, alright, Layton was a bit of a paedo but not in a bad way! Just, boosting you over the climbing wall, making you run around the camp in your pants.. It was old style paedoing, before it got such a bad name.
Such a horribly inappropriate conversation but that's one of the reasons I love Peep Show. XD
Oh God...I've just been watching it again. Another classic, from Jeremy when Mark's trying to impress Johnson:
'Mark's Israel, I'm Palestine. It's better when you pick a side.'
