Who has the most bizzare job?

I am sitting at my desk at work and a sudden realisation of how quite bizzare my job is.

Although my life goal is to become a writer or stand up comedian that isn't paying the bills at the moment so I am working for a company that sell Animal Detterents. I know everything there is to know. I can't help but think jst how useless that information is and how weird it is trying to talk people into shocking their cats with ultra sound.

Has anyone else got an interesting job?

I sit around thinking of things for people, who have never existed, to do and say.

Are you not worried some one might start selling tigers wholesale?

Currently I'm a sort of pseudo social worker. I manage a small team with no budget, no staff and no office. We also currently technically have no clients.

But I still get paid. Funny old world.

I teach young children. The jobs not weird but they are.

What do you teach them? (Visions of little Welsh kids learning to assemble kalashnikovs and capture paddle boats).

I translate - all sorts of things for all sorts of clients.

Quote: sootyj @ April 14 2009, 1:02 PM BST

Are you not worried some one might start selling tigers wholesale?

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Is that a possible gap in the market?

I track spacecraft.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 14 2009, 12:59 PM BST

and how weird it is trying to talk people into shocking their cats with ultra sound.

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Wha??
Whyyyyy?

Have you got anything that deters badgers?

Quote: zooo @ April 14 2009, 1:47 PM BST

Wha??
Whyyyyy?

Have you got anything that deters badgers?

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No nothing for badgers but maybe an idea for the boss? If I get promoted il send you a big chocolate cake.

Awesome.

Hope to be going back to my old job next month.
I dig things up that have been lying harmlessly underground for the past 60 years then try to stop them from blowing up.

coooooooooooooooooooooooool.

I give money to people who complain.

I never get free money!!

*waits for money from Balf*