2 TOY EXECUTIVES ARE TALKING
EXEC1
Happy birthday Barbie 50 years old today!
EXEC2
We're going to have discontinue the range. I mean who could believe a blond air head, with a plastic body who thinks like a 7 year old.
EXEC1
She's completely unbelievable.
MADONNA WALKS ON.
MADONNA
Hey is that my doll I want it now! And a Mallawian orphan! Or I'll scream and scream until I'm sick.
EXEC2
How about a range that looks like Angelina Jolie?
Nice 
Sooty nice idea about Madonna's childish whims, but she isn't renowned for having a 'plastic body' - maybe tough as plastic, but it's all natural.
And does Barbie "think like a 7 year old"? Maybe "who wants it all"???
No plastic geddaway!
Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2009, 9:11 PM BSTNo plastic geddaway!
She's - allegedly - had face lifts and eye work but no silicone boobs, etc. She's never even had a tan!
I like this a lot. Just an thought - what if the doll was the 'Malawiian Barbie' that Madonna is desperate to buy?
Quote: sootyj @ April 13 2009, 5:35 PM BST2 TOY EXECUTIVES ARE TALKING
EXEC1
Happy birthday Barbie 50 years old today!EXEC2
We're going to have discontinue the range. I mean who could believe a blond air head, with a plastic body who thinks like a 7 year old.EXEC1
She's completely unbelievable.MADONNA WALKS ON.
MADONNA
Hey is that my doll I want it now! And a Mallawian orphan! Or I'll scream and scream until I'm sick.EXEC2
How about a range that looks like Angelina Jolie?
I liked this, not sure about Madonna being the brunt of it though, there's definitely a gag to be had with Madonna and Jolie and their adoption antics, Not sure this is it though. So maybe replace Madonna with someone more obvious, Jordan or any other wagthat's on celeb whatever at the time. Drop the orphan bit and hey presto !
I'm seeing now Madonna was a bit of a duff choice.
Thing is she is blond and fifty so I kinda talk that and worked around it, maybe a bit much.