This is not my joke but I wanted to share it with you and this is the only sensible place I can find.
Hear about the 120-lb guy with 60-lb testicles? People said he was half-nuts.
Nutty
Ah, testicle jokes!
Q: How can you tell what clan a Scotsman is from?
A: Well if you stick your hand under his kilt and can feel a couple of quarter pounders (wait for it) then he's a Macdonalds!
I thank you and goodnight.
Sarah Silverman 'I dated a man with only one testicle once, I had a ball'
Quote: ajp29 @ August 3, 2007, 4:05 PMSarah Silverman 'I dated a man with only one testicle once, I had a ball'
Who was it, Hitler?
No it was Fatima Whitbread.
I went out with Fatima Whitbread. She chucked me.
I have a blond friend who's easily confused.
She went to the plastic surgeon in the High Street and asked if he could give her some Bollox
Bloke says to ice cream man:
'Cornet please'
Ice cream man says, 'Want crushed nuts?'
Bloke says, 'Want yer knob blown off?'
Would you like a knob of butter?
Quote: SlagA @ August 3, 2007, 5:46 PMNo it was Fatima Whitbread.
That's right, fart in me Whitbread and that'll be the last time I'll go drinkng with her.