Jane P
Monday 13th April 2009 11:20am
Chichester
1,071 posts
I'm not sure on your definition of 'met' but if I manage a 'hello' I'm counting it!
Alan Titchmarsh (quite short) in a car park waiting to do a book signing in Petworth, where I also saw Jack Dee once.
Maggot out of Goldie Lookin Chain who I sat next to at a comedy thing when he was high on Big Brother fame, but still polite and friendly.
Ben Elton, my writing hero when I was young. I managed to see him a few times at book signings and after shows. He was always really nice and chatty.
I paid a pound to kiss Harry Enfield at a charity thing years ago - Shop Assistance in Covent Garden. It was great. Lots of famous people working in shops etc.
Marc Almond was there too. I loved that man and he could not look less interested in the photo I had taken with him.
'Vic Reeves' let a door shut in my face after one of their TV shows but Bob Mortimer held it open for me.
My dad loves Chas n Dave and I got their autograph for him in a pub after another TV show. A low point for me but dad was pleased.
I stayed at a Health Farm where Frank Bruno had a training facility – it was always odd seeing his huge frame at lunch surrounded by masses of women in dressing gowns. He's very loud!
There's another health farm down south where George Best spent a lot of time and was often at the juice bar waiting for friends to take him out.
And I waited ages to say hello to Alistair McGowan after a show. He was lovely and quite shy but I had to ask for Connie Fisher's autograph too. There weren't many of us waiting so it would have seemed rude not to. She was very friendly but it was a bit awkward – I had nothing to say and ended up mentioning a bad review for the show. Further proof, if needed, that I'm an idiot.
The one person I wish I'd met was Bill Hicks.