DAVE AND JIM ARE PLAYING WITH THEIR IPHONES.
JIM
Look what my amazing iphone can do! I'm drinking an imaginary pint of beer!
DAVE
That's more mental than a mad man on LSD watching In the Night Garden.
JIM
Now I've found my nearest JD Sports and it's going to order me a pair of Nike Air Blades....in Japanese!
DAVE
I think I just came explosively, I'd better check I didn't explode my pants.
JIM
So Dave you boring old bumhole what are you doing with your supercal-sexual-istic iphone?
DAVE
I've got a function that allows me to pretend to be interested in inane iphone conversations. Look.
PRESSES BUTTON ON IPHONE
IPHONE
That's funkier than raping a comatose gibbon!
JIM
You toss rag, you've been mugging me off with an iphone applicationthat's so, so, so....
DAVE PRESSES BUTTON ON IPHONE
IPHONE
Cooler than a Polar bears plops dropped into an ice toilet with a cistern of liquid nitrogen.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL THE WHOLE THING IS TAKING PLACE ON TIM'S IPHONE
TIM
So my iphone can create an inane conversation between 2 complete twats about how great they're iphones are.
BRIAN
But why?
TIM
Dunno but it cost 50p can't be bad.
