I have to wake up in the morning to see family, despite the fact that Andy gets to go to rugby and so miss it, so I had better hit the hay and tryyyy to sleep. Night all!
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Quote: Ben @ April 12 2009, 12:58 AM BSTI just like to paint myself as being tragic.
I doubt it takes much effort.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 12 2009, 1:13 AM BSTRobyn needs to learn that when she is not sleepy, sketching does not help. It passes the time and is relaxing but doesn't make her sleepy.
Masturbate.
Quote: roscoff @ April 12 2009, 1:15 AM BSTLettuce sandwiches. I kid you not!
It contains chemicals that act as a mild sedative. Trufax!
Can't you just eat lettuce?
Quote: zooo @ April 12 2009, 1:30 AM BSTCan't you just eat lettuce?
No! It's against the law.
Serving suggestions are legally binding
The lettuce has a tranquilizing effect. It helps to calm the nerves, to control palpitations and to sleep better at nights, avoiding the insomnia. (Eat a good lettuce salad, with olive oil before going to sleep. This property is increased if we carry out a decoction with 50% of lettuce leaves and we drink a couple of glasses a day, one in the mornings and another one before going to bed) The component that grants it this property is the lactucin, one of the main components of the juice of the lettuce.
Very related with this property is the supposed anaphrodisiac values of this vegetable that grant this plant the property of appeasing the sexual appetite, property that was already stood out by Plini, a Roman savant whose scientific thoughts were unquestioned until Middle Ages.
Text message I just received from my daughter in L.A.:
"Partying with the creator of Family Guy."
I told her to tell him that The Simpsons are funnier (Ok, so I lied) and she did.
Quote: DaButt @ April 12 2009, 7:32 AM BSTText message I just received from my daughter in L.A.:
"Partying with the creator of Family Guy."
I told her to tell him that The Simpsons are funnier (Ok, so I lied) and she did.
Thats so f**king cool! Ask him if he has any jobs going 
Robyn is trying not to mess up her sketch.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 12 2009, 1:20 PM BSTRobyn is trying not to mess up her sketch.
What've you sketched?
Thats really good, are you gonna coulour it in?
I didn't draw that one, that's what I copied, though you might have known that and be joking with me. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 12 2009, 1:30 PM BSTI didn't draw that one, that's what I copied, though you might have known that and be joking with me.
bless your cotton sock.
Are you going to post the final article?
I don't know how I would unless I photographed it, which might not really show it too well.