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Sexiest board game

I have been playing snap in the office at lunch with sexy young collegue and couldn't help but think how unsexy the game snap is...

So then I thought what is the ssexiest board game?

Twister is your obvious choice. Maximum physical contact and drunk could lead anywhere but what others...

I'm going with Cluedo... you got danger, mystery and Miss Scarlett... what more could a boy want on a Friday night?

Edited by Aaron - capitalisation.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 9 2009, 2:12 PM BST

I'm going with Cluedo... you got danger, mystery and Miss Scarlett... what more could a boy want on a Friday night?

A girlfriend?

Twister isn't sexy in my experience.

You might want to read my post in this thread (and those that follow) for a very strange turn of events involving lingerie and malt loaf.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/9673#P283515

Strip Poker.

Lewd-o?

F**k-a-roo?

Quote: Aaron @ April 9 2009, 2:28 PM BST

A girlfriend?

Yeah I got one of those... Still love Cluedo though.

Scrabble. There's nothing sexier than someone who can spell.

Quote: chipolata @ April 9 2009, 2:54 PM BST

Scrabble. There's nothing sexier than someone who can spell.

Tends to be a game that you play with your parents or relatives so unless you're into incest, I'm not seeing the sexy... Smarmy

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ April 9 2009, 2:56 PM BST

Tends to be a game that you play with your parents or relatives so unless you're into incest, I'm not seeing the sexy... Smarmy

Surely most if not all board games are played with your relatives? At least at first?

Quote: chipolata @ April 9 2009, 2:54 PM BST

Scrabble. There's nothing sexier than someone who can spell.

Be on guard, Aaron!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 9 2009, 3:02 PM BST

Be on guard, Aaron!

Yes, for the girl bit. But not somebody who rams spelling down your throat.

Quote: chipolata @ April 9 2009, 2:58 PM BST

Surely most if not all board games are played with your relatives? At least at first?

Yeah but you're not trying to get all sexy with your parents are you?

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 9 2009, 2:40 PM BST

Strip Poker.

Lewd-o?

F**k-a-roo?

Ker-F**k! Where you have to pull your stick out without letting your balls drop.

I'd have gone for Ker-Spunk!, but yeah, good one.

Pop Up The Pirate?

Monopoly.
With your cock out.

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