Hopefully they'll let these twats loose in the wild so they can be killed by poachers.
Next on BBC Three, My Life As A Machine - eight volunteers (fame hungry egotistical twunts) pretend to be various machines. Carol learns what it is to be a combined fax / printer for the first time in her life and Bob spends the day as a mobile phone. By becoming tools, they'll really learn something about their own lives - i.e. they are total tools.
This will be followed by Super Fat vs Super Dumb.
Quote: The Cool Mikado @ April 8 2009, 3:12 PM BST
Eight intrepid volunteers take part in an innovative and bold experiment, in this new series. To try and learn more about animals, they sleep, eat and endeavour to communicate with horses, dogs, pigs, penguins and seals. By getting back to basics, the experiment also hopes to help the participants learn something about their own lives as well as the animals.
May I also suggest that for series two they change the animals to tiger, lion, bear, shark and crocodile.