I recently got a DVD of this and I just have to say how much I love it.
Who likes trucking? I like trucking!
That is all. What? You want more? What am I? A performing Monkey named Jojo?
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Wild, I was bloody furious!
Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 2, 2007, 11:37 PMWild, I was bloody furious!
That is one of my favourite sketches, ever.
Me too!
Would still make you laugh the fiftieth time you watched it.
Ditto.
I like the hif fi one as well - "You want a dolby with that?'
It's really stood the test of time, my old cock.
hey look, zoo squeezed in between your cock and my taxi.
Between a rock and a hard place 
Should I be aroused?
Well, I am.
Can I put my cock in your zooo?
I take it you're referring to my habit of playing Laibach CDs, interspersed with shouted quotations from the Futurist manifesto.
My zoo is missing a cock. Coincidentally I do have some Great Tits.
Yes, I've heard. People come from around the world to see your Great tits, lets not even mention the beaver.
Quote: zooo @ August 2, 2007, 11:57 PMMy zoo is missing a cock. Coincidentally I do have some Great Tits.
and a light on in the reptile house - I think we get the sordid picture young lady.
Leevil, is your cock circumcised? I can't tell from the picture.
The beaver's in hibernation at the moment.
Must be this wet summer we're having.
(I'm not even sure what I'm saying now... have we reached innuendo saturation point?)
Quote: zooo @ August 3, 2007, 12:04 AMThe beaver's in hibernation at the moment.
Must be this wet summer we're having.
The wetta the betta! 
Let's not bring Bill Oddie into it, please.