Talk to a stranger Page 6

I've just spent about half an hour doing this.

You: Hey
Stranger: mcboardie?
You: Not really?
You: Mcnut?
Stranger: damnnn
Stranger: nobbys nutss

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How sad am I that even a stranger will not go beyond my first hello?

Def.

Awwww

Popped my random convo cherry:

Stranger: 你好
You: moo
You: moo?
Stranger: 猪头吗
Stranger: io
You: errr a number 42?
Stranger: 你是猪头啊
You: yes but he was nice to me
Stranger: 会中文吗
You: No in the arse.
Stranger: sb 啊你
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ooooo
You: yes I concur
Stranger: 哈哈
Stranger: haha

Weird...

You: meow
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: ASL
You: 14/ f / uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Even more weird

Actually having a nice chat with some guy from the States now. There are normal people on there too!

Stranger: woooooooooo
Stranger: woo
You: what's for dinner?
Stranger: woo
Stranger: get naked
Stranger: wooo
Stranger: wooo
Stranger: ur mum naked
You: yes, she is. how can you see her?
Stranger: cos im fkin god
Stranger: where u frm
Stranger: ill fight you
You: I iz frum texass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: what's for dinner?
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: I am not a cannibal, sir!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what's for dinner?
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
You: linux is for penguins
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: windows is for faggots
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo
Stranger: install gentoo

Wow one mention of Texas and the yellow son of a gun turned and ran!

I'm not doing this again. It makes me feel dirty - talking to complete strangers on the internet about subjects I know nothing about.

[PUNCHLINE ALERT]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: Boo!
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHH
You: Woooooo!
Stranger: putaquiupariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiu
You: Chunga chunga!
Stranger: tchaca tchaca!!!!!!!!!!
You: Magumbo!
Stranger: macumba!
You: Mandingo!
Stranger: mandinga
Stranger: SABE QUE TU FALA PORTUGUES!
You: Sausages
Stranger: Sausage is Salsicha!
You: Walls Walls Walls bOWYERS!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what's for dinner?
Stranger: I like to f**k dead bodies
You: before or after dinner?
Stranger: during
Stranger: they are my dinner, you know what I'm saying?
You: interesting. tell me about your parents' divorce.
Stranger: it ended cause he killed her and f**ked her ear.
Stranger: they took him to prison
Stranger: he was buttraped to death
You: did your mother have a large ear canal, or was your father hung like a q-tip?
Stranger: YOU SICK FUCK

Quote: DaButt @ April 7 2009, 9:21 PM BST

Stranger: YOU SICK FUCK

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Ooh masterfully fielded Mr DaButt.

Quote: sootyj @ April 7 2009, 9:19 PM BST

Wow one mention of Texas and the yellow son of a gun turned and ran!

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I was getting ready to offer him his choice of weapons to die by.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what's for dinner?
Stranger: helloooo youu from brasill ?
You: I am from texas
Stranger: U.S.A ?
You: u s of f**king a
Stranger: loool
You: I am waterboarding an afghani as we speak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Plop
Stranger: é do brasil?
Stranger: plop²
You: I am Vasco De Gama
Stranger: who is vasco de gama?
You: Plopx25
You: Dunno some Brazillian bloke with a hat
Stranger: hey
You: ho
Stranger: im seein my neighbor throught the window
Stranger: without clothes
You: Have you a gun?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: great boobs
Stranger: no
Stranger: I do not have a gun
Stranger: bye I need to f**k with her
You: Shout at here, let her know how great her boobs are,

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Pimp my snide
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Pimp my snide
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Just had my first conversation that lasted more than 1 minute. It was going well until the 22-year-old asked how old I was. Guess I need to start lying about my age.