CLARE BALDING IS INTERVIEWING GRAND NATIONAL WINNER LIAM TREADWELL.
BALDING: You've got crap teeth!
TREADWELL: You look like a horse…
Clare Balding quickie
I have to say I did lol at this!
Although maybe Treadwell could be confused and wonder why his horse is interviewing him.
Thanks Bigfella, yeah I thought of trying to make that part of it too. She does look sooo much like a horse though its untrue...
Quote: Eden Carter @ April 6 2009, 8:32 PM BSTShe does look sooo much like a horse though its untrue...
Yep that is untrue. What are you trying to say here?
Quote: Marc P @ April 6 2009, 8:52 PM BSTYep that is untrue. What are you trying to say here?
You like picking at things don't you? 
I don't know, I thought it was a phrase of speech people use.
Haha. Nice, simple idea.
Yeah, how about something like:
BALDING: You've got crap teeth!
TREADWELL: Can somebody destroy this horse?
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BALDING: You've got crap teeth!
TREADWELL: You look like a horse…
BALDING: What are you trying to say here?
TREADWELL: You look sooo much like a horse though its untrue.
BALDING: Yep that is untrue. What are you trying to say here?
TREADWELL: You're a silly mare!
BALDING: And now back to the studio.
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BALDING: You've got crap teeth!
TREADWELL: You look like a horse…
BALDING: What are you trying to say here?
TREADWELL: You look sooo much like a horse though its untrue.
BALDING: Yep that is untrue. What are you trying to say here?
TREADWELL: You're a silly mare!
BALDING: A mare you will never get to ride with teeth like that.
TREADWELL: I don't ride old nackers.
BALDING: And now back to the studio.
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Ian Balding (Clare Baldings father):
"We've known that Clare was gay for a long time. She's very open about her relationship, and Alice, her partner, is someone we like enormously." (timesonline) > > > http://tinyurl.com/cpstwb
Quote: hey_nonny @ April 7 2009, 7:12 PM BSTBALDING: A mare you will never get to ride with teeth like that.
Therefore edit this line from:
BALDING: A mare you will never get to ride with teeth like that.
To:
BALDING: A mare you will never get to ride.
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Ahhhh. Honestly didn't know lesbians are called mares.
Don't think we have lesbians in Germany yet? Always takes a while before trends get over here.
Quote: Morrace @ April 7 2009, 7:46 PM BST.
Ian Balding (Clare Baldings father):"We've known that Clare was gay for a long time. She's very open about her relationship, and Alice, her partner, is someone we like enormously." (timesonline) > > > http://tinyurl.com/cpstwb
Therefore edit this line from:
BALDING: A mare you will never get to ride with teeth like that.
To:
BALDING: A mare you will never get to ride..
Quote: hey_nonny @ April 7 2009, 7:58 PM BSTAhhhh. Honestly didn't know lesbians are called mares. Don't think we have lesbians in Germany yet? Always takes a while before trends get over here.
Mare (Dictionary)
Noun. 1 A fully mature female horse or other equine animal.
Mare (Slang Dictionary)
Noun. 1. A woman. E.g."You silly mare! Why did you do that?" (Derogatory).
Treadwell said to Clare Balding, "You look like a horse." Clare balding is female (albeit lesbian); hence 'You're a silly mare.'
Question: "What are you trying to say here?"
Answer: "hey_nonny is a silly horse." (Derogatory but true)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mare
A woman who meets at least three of the following five qualities:
1. Between the ages of 35 and 60
2. Is a lesbian
3. Is heavy set
4. Works in various service industries including postal worker, bank teller, plumber, firefighter, construction worker, and/or Wal-Mart greeter
5. Has a short, manly haircut
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My apologies. I take back "hey_nonny is a silly horse."
Problem now, is my wife. She is:
1. Between the ages of 35 and 60
2. Is heavy set
3. Is a postal worker
4. Has a short, manly haircut
Explains her recent behaviour and her new found 'friends'.
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A request from Newrevue
"I know this is a bit last min but if anyone comes up with a short clare balding teeth comment sketch then that would be great."
So quick everyone, pinch all those ideas and send them off!
What about if she was interviewing Jaws from the James Bond films?
'Go on Jaws, show everyone your metal teeth!'
If anone wants that 'idea', go right ahead.