Talk to a stranger Page 3

You: Hallo theres!
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I am from Lithuania. Yourselves?
Stranger: brazil '-'
You: Wow Brazil! Nuts!
Stranger: xD
You: Exotic ladies there are in Brazil. Nuts!
Stranger: oh yeah! brazilian ladies are very hot
You: Sometimes they are even completely shaven. In Lithuania the woman, they is like bears.
Stranger: LoL
You: Only with sharper claw ahahahaha
Stranger: haha xD
Stranger: the grils from Panico na TV are hot '-'
Stranger: girls*
You: What is that? We have no TV heres. For entertainment we all make rape dance with my sisters.
Stranger: oh, Panico na TV is a TV program in Brazil xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This could be fun.

Have any of us spoken to each other without knowing, yet?

I do keep wondering this about people!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Have you got any jam?
Stranger: Only russian vodka lol
You: Shame I need to drink your jam.
You: To live.
Stranger: So, we wait the LHC start again?!
You: I am only interested in jam. I am a jampire.
You: Marmalade would do.
Stranger: Huh, I know who are you
You: Who am I?
Stranger: Carlsson which live in the roof!
You: Other than a jampire.
Stranger: Fantastic hero with propeller!
You: I am not Carlsson. Why did you put Carrlson in the roof?
You: No I'm a jampire and also an accountant, jam is expensive.
Stranger: Not me. Swedish writer Astrid Lindren.
Stranger: Lindgren*
You: Why did Swedish writer Astrid Lindgren put Carrlson in your roof?
You: Did he anger he?
Stranger: Oh, my god...
Stranger: You don't ever read this stories?..
You: No not God,not Astrid Lindgren, not Carrlson with fantastic properller merely a jampire.
You: No but I read all the Moomin ones.
You: But then they are by Tove Jansen from Finland.
Stranger: Jampire sounds so danger ))
Stranger: For fridge )
You: Only to jams.
Stranger: So, jampire, tell me, where are u from?
Stranger: In which state is so unique hero?
You: Jamsylvannia, it's in central europe/
You: And not very heroic.
Stranger: Jamsilvania is between xJSSR and Jungary, isn't it?
You: Closer to Jungary.
Stranger: and of course it is the site of jampires, yeah?
Stranger: somewere in www
Stranger: somewhere*
You: www? Where the wild websites roam.
Stranger: Oh, sure )
Stranger: epic trolling
You: Sweden has many unusual jams nu?
Stranger: ))
Stranger: Me not swedish, I don't know
Stranger: I'm from cold and angry Russia )
You: Trolling? Are they native to Sweden?
You: Where jam is limited and uninteresting.
Stranger: No, jam was legalized last Monday!
You: Putin I suspect was a cruel tsar of the jams
Stranger: Now Putin isn't russian president
Stranger: But he's really cruel!
You: He is primeminister though.
Stranger: It is some jamplaces in jamzones. They are not far away from dantists clinics
Stranger: Yeah, really.
You: Are yes dentists are the mortal enemies of all us jampires
Stranger: Not all dentists. After work some doctors in midnight become black jampires.
You: Blackberry jampires or blackcurrant jampires?
Stranger: Yes, they eat only blackcurrant jam and try to kills eating all other!
Stranger: Beware of they!
You: I'm the nicer variety the blueberry jampire

Half an hour and I utterly failed to annoy him I am defeated.

After a lot of trying, and a lot of winding people up, I'm actually having a nice conversation with a Doctor Who fan from Washington State. It's so pleasant it's becoming boring, might see if she wants a cyber-fingering just to liven it up a bit.

That's you?

Quote: sootyj @ April 5 2009, 8:36 PM BST

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!

This is great fun! Sorry mine goes on a bit, he wouldn't disconnect me! I particularly enjoyed his/her Daniel Radcliffe line...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: London - you?
Stranger: really??
Stranger: I don't belive
Stranger: hahaha
You: err what's wrong with london?
You: I have funnier jokes than that
Stranger: because the most of the people here is from brazuil
Stranger: *brazil
Stranger: and a love london!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: have you chatted to them all? is that where you are?
Stranger: I want to know someday
You: maybe we could marry and you could live here
Stranger: could be..
Stranger: with daniel radcliffe!!!!!!!!!!
You: lol what the?
Stranger: ahahahahah
Stranger: sorry?
You: I think I have his number somewhere - I'll ask
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
You: you're easy to amuse
Stranger: I am very cool
Stranger:
You: prove it
Stranger: I don't have to prove it..
Stranger: but everybody say this for me
You: that is cool
Stranger: its very boding meet just brazilians here
Stranger: and sometimes I tink that someone is brazilian, and is just talk in enlish with me,
Stranger: do you understand me?
Stranger: *think
You: I understand but you'll notice I make no grammatical mistakes so I must be English speaking!
You: actually I'm cockney - alright geezer?
Stranger: sorry, I didn't understand...
Stranger: can you speach this in other form?
Stranger: "actually I'm cockney - alright geezer?"
Stranger: ooo ok
Stranger: I put in Google translater
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: I want to make you laugh again. A man hears a knock on his door - he answers it to see a snail on his doorstep. He throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's another knock on the door. It's the same snail. The snail says 'What the hell was that all about?'
You: there's a Google translator for cockney - well I never!
You: that may be a british joke - do you have snails in Brazil?
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: I think we have
You: you should come to London - comedy clubs would love you
Stranger: is my dream
Stranger: know london!
You: we have many - in London you're never more than three foot from a rat a snail or a disgraced MP
Stranger: really?????????????????/
You: it's good to dream
Stranger: in the city?????
Stranger: whats MP?
You: yeah but don't worry you don't see them - they're in the sewers (the rats not the MPs) although some would argue otherwise. MP is member of parliament
You: it's been cool chatting but my time is up - laters stranger x
Stranger:
Stranger: don't you talk to me?
Stranger: I liked you
You: I did but I have to go
Stranger: do you have messenger?
Stranger: but ok.. maybe someday I meet you again here,,
You: sure bye for now
Stranger: ok, bye!
Stranger: you are very cool
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hey sweet caring girl ?

Nice opening there.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 5 2009, 9:05 PM BST

Stranger: hey sweet caring girl ?

Nice opening there.

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He's stolen my opening line!

I'm still talking to the Doctor Who fan. She hasn't heard of Bright Eyes though, immensely disappointed.

Just hope you've influenced her to listen!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am so horny right now
You: Chipolata! Fancy seeing you in here!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Doh!

Christ! I just wasted five minutes of my life trying this!

I have just had the most entertaining conversation! Most amusing dutchman. Sent me this:
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