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I don't shop in Asda because it's owned by WalMart and they are f**king c**ts. I watched "Wal-Mart - The High Cost of Low Prices" a while ago and it disgusted me how they treat their employees. And it takes a lot to disgust me.

Yeah, I saw that. Not nice.

My mum works for Asda though, and it's my local so....

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 5 2009, 5:24 PM BST

I won't buy any MicroSoft products - They're wankers.
I won't buy from Play.com - They helped the wankers above screw me over.
I won't eat seafood.
Sprouts are evil.

Microsoft*

What's the basis upon which you don't eat seafood though Nil?

Quote: Aaron @ April 5 2009, 6:07 PM BST

Microsoft*

They're still wankers however you spell it. :)

Quote: Aaron @ April 5 2009, 6:07 PM BST

What's the basis upon which you don't eat seafood though Nil?

Fishing kills too many other sea creatures in the process.

I won't use Word or Office, because they're shit products. Same with IE.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 5 2009, 6:09 PM BST

Fishing kills too many other sea creatures in the process.

Ah, fair enough. :)

Quote: Seefacts @ April 5 2009, 6:09 PM BST

I won't use Word or Office, because they're shit products. Same with IE.

Word is Office. Well, part of it.

Memory is RAM!

..or ROM. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ April 5 2009, 6:07 PM BST

What's the basis upon which you don't eat seafood though Nil?

Well prawns "hang around sewerage outlets treading water with their mouths open"...

Niiiiiiiice.

Quote: Maurice Minor @ April 5 2009, 7:24 PM BST

Well prawns "hang around sewerage outlets treading water with their mouths open"...

That too.

Quote: Aaron @ April 5 2009, 6:18 PM BST

Word is Office. Well, part of it.

But are available separately, therefore what I said was correct.

They may be available separately, but it's still part of Office. Therefore what you said was needlessly convoluted.

I won't eat chicken unless I am sure it is free range. I try to be as scrupulous with pork, but have been known to backslide for a bacon butty.

I won't shop in Tesco because they have plans for world domination.

I won't buy petrol from Esso because they are eco criminals. Even by oil company standards.

I won't drink Bud because they are owned by Anhauser-Busch who run concentration camps for dolphins (SeaWorld).

I also boycott MacDonalds; I had forgotten why and had assumed it was on ethical grounds, but on Friday I had a bad case of the post-pub munchies, and since all the other fast food joints at Kings Cross are closed because of the refurbishment, I compromised my principles and bought a quarterpounder with cheese. It turns out the reason I do not eat in MacDonalds is because the food is absolutely f**king disgusting.

Quote: Aaron @ April 5 2009, 7:49 PM BST

They may be available separately, but it's still part of Office. Therefore what you said was needlessly convuluted.

*convoluted.

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