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"....and I am unanimous in that!"

What do you take a stand on? What do you refuse to do? What Principles do you stick to?

I refuse to shop in Tesco as I think they are far, far too big.
I won't buy anything from Primark as, apart from it being like some sort of peasants jumble sale, there is something wrong with a business built on selling poorly made rubbish designed to be thrown away. That T-Shirt may cost £4, but the PRICE is a lot higher.
I don't eat MacDonalds/Burger King etc as its not feeding YOU its feeding an American corporation
I won't use Virgin Media/Trains/Airline/anything as I hate Richard Branson and his stupid sodding beard.

I generally won't pee over a woman on the first date. Unless she asks nicely of course. Oh and Sainsbury's, had a bad experience there once.

Sootyj has no real values to speak of, but he does like cheese.

Quote: Maurice Minor @ April 5 2009, 1:30 PM BST

I don't eat MacDonalds

McDonald's*

Quote: sootyj @ April 5 2009, 1:42 PM BST

Sootyj has no real values to speak of, but he does like cheese.

Laughing out loud

Sooty's like a reality Wallace. 'Wensleydale Sooty?'

Cheese is to Sootyj as unlubricated buggery is to Roscoff.

Too many brands and businesses to mention....but I also do love cheese.

Yes you here that world wide evil conspiracy BSG likes cheese!
Now hands off our dairy products!

Oh give me death or dairylea!

Quote: sootyj @ April 5 2009, 3:55 PM BST

Yes you here that world wide evil conspiracy BSG likes cheese!
Now hands off our dairy products!

Oh give me death or dairylea!

For me it's death or diarrhea!
Ooooooooohhhhhh...my tummy.

Aparently a similar sentiment was expressed by George Washington at Valley Forge.

*looks up Valley Forge*
ah ha! ha ha ho ho!

Quote: Maurice Minor @ April 5 2009, 1:30 PM BST

I don't eat MacDonalds/Burger King etc as its not feeding YOU its feeding an American corporation

Never mind their country of origin, McDonald's burgers are unhealthy and taste horrible, likewise Burger King's. I never eat at either place.

(may contain lies)

I refuse to have sex with any member of the Thatcher family.

Quote: roscoff @ April 5 2009, 1:36 PM BST

I generally won't pee over a woman on the first date. Unless she asks nicely of course. Oh and Sainsbury's, had a bad experience there once.

Is there a connection between the two?

Quote: Maurice Minor @ April 5 2009, 1:30 PM BST

I don't eat MacDonalds/Burger King etc.

I won't buy any MicroSoft products - They're wankers.
I won't buy from Play.com - They helped the wankers above screw me over.
I won't eat seafood.
Sprouts are evil.

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