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Talk to a stranger Page 2

I might try again and pretend to be Finnish and into F1.

You: F**k off
Stranger: hello
Stranger: ok
You: What are you doing on my computer?
Stranger: Im virussing you
Stranger: Im the robot virus
Stranger: so how do you like that?
You: Are you? Is that like electrical herpes
You: You've been a very dirty computer...
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Im sorry
Stranger: though
You: Bet you say that to all the computers.
Stranger: :(

Huzzah a chance to insult foreign paedophiles I'll never meet!

I got another Finn! Its just one sad, lone Paedo Finn on that website!

I started to speak to someone from Singapore on here a few days ago. We chatted for like an hour and a half, and he asked if I'd add him on MSN. I did it, thinking "What's the worst that could happen?". Elliot's friend Benn assured me that all of them "were the perfect example of *exactly* what could go wrong!" Laughing out loud

You: Help me
You: Is there anyone out there?
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: I don't know ? :D
Stranger: sure here is ^o)
You: My dad locked me in a basement, but he left his laptop/
You: It's been so long
Stranger: eeh, why did he lock you there ? :DD
You: I'd rather not say.
Stranger: okay, however you like =) well.. where do you live ?
You: Austria I think.

This is fun.

Walk away from the light Sooty or you may never have time to write again.

Oh one more please one more.

Quote: sootyj @ April 5 2009, 1:41 PM BST

You: Help me
You: Is there anyone out there?
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: I don't know ? :D
Stranger: sure here is ^o)
You: My dad locked me in a basement, but he left his laptop/
You: It's been so long
Stranger: eeh, why did he lock you there ? :DD
You: I'd rather not say.
Stranger: okay, however you like =) well.. where do you live ?
You: Austria I think.

This is fun.

Hahaha Laughing out loud

Eurgh I'm talking to a French person. When I said I was from England they disconnected. Phew.

You: My name's Nick, you?
Stranger: My name's Fernando
Stranger: nice to meet you, nick!
You: Fernando, like the Abba song
Stranger: I don't like abba, they are disgusting
You: Oh.

The conversation ended pretty quickly after that.

This is another wonderful tool of procrastination.

Quote: Maurice Minor @ April 5 2009, 12:46 PM BST

I might try again and pretend to be Finnish and into F1.

You would be crossing the Finnish, lying.

Sorry.

You: What's your cin?
Stranger: chicka chicka yeah
Stranger: cin?
You: No your Citizen Identification Number?
Stranger: wtf I don't know.
You: I'm with the department of homeland security. You are using an Al Quaeda server.
Stranger: yeah whatever
You: Cin please?
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW IT AND YOU CAN STFU BECAUSE YOU'RE LYING

This made me laugh. Perry once again you've ruined my sorry life.

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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl

N.B. I think Omegle is just Perry messing with us all.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: entertain me
You: ok
You: hang on
You: ....
Stranger: ok :)
You: that was my best break dancing, enjoy?
Stranger: that was aweseome dude
Stranger: you're f**king genious!
You: im the best body popper in the west
You: ...country
Stranger: nice
You: your turn
Stranger: ok sec
You: better be bloody impressive to match that
Stranger: I'M INSANEE!
Stranger: AAHAHAHA
You: Wow
Stranger: did you like it?
You: that was an anticlimax wasnt it?
Stranger: yeah
You: well, at least you tried
You: sort of
Stranger: ;/
Stranger: I did my best
You: that's what worries me
Stranger: you think I suck?
You: I wouldnt go that far
You: but I think it could use a little work
Stranger: okkkk
Stranger: thanks man

I like this thing.

Hahaha! That's brilliant. I can see myself wasting so much time on this website.

Stranger: Hi
You: Hey
Stranger: from?
You: to?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Note to self - people hate a smart arse.

Stranger: they are out to get me
You: Who are?!
Stranger: their flashing lights were everywhere last night
Stranger: and I could hear the ship weeeeeeeooooowwwwwweeeeeeeeooooo
You: How do you know I'm not one of them?
Stranger: I don't but I see they around on the streets
Stranger: they are big and white with these red and blue flashing lights
You: The...*gulp*...Coast guard?
Stranger: and they always go so fast and chase me
Stranger: and I think they want to take me to their ship
You: Have you been surfing illegally? Again?
Stranger: I don't go in the water its full of giant sea monsters
Stranger: I only leave my house during the night when the government can't watch me
You: I like giant seamonsters! They're my friends!
You: And they have night vision now
You: Allllways watching
Stranger: oh no oh no you are one of them
Stranger: I can't do this I can't breathe I need to go
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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