This is Omegle, where you erm...talk to a stranger. I just talked to a really boring Finnish dude who had nothing to talk about apart from footie and F1.
Still, you may get someone more interesting. http://omegle.com/
Talk to a stranger
Quote: Lee Henman @ April 4 2009, 11:23 PM BSTThis is Omegle, where you erm...talk to a stranger. I just talked to a really boring Finnish dude who had nothing to talk about apart from footie and F1.
Still, you may get someone more interesting. http://omegle.com/
So what is this thing then?
You just talk to strangers?
Well, that was fun.
Him: negro
Me: twatbag
Him: Rapist
Me: sexual abuser of teddy bears
Him: sexual abuser of kittens
Me: Aw, they like it
Him: with your penis
Me: Don't have one
Him: or dogs!
Him: they love it
Me: yes
Me: well, it's been lovely, bye!
Him: Peace.
Quote: zooo @ April 4 2009, 11:35 PM BSTWell, that was fun.
Him: negro
Me: twatbag
Him: Rapist
Me: sexual abuser of teddy bears
Him: sexual abuser of kittens
Me: Aw, they like it
Him: with your penis
Me: Don't have one
Him: or dogs!
Him: they love it
Me: yes
Me: well, it's been lovely, bye!
Him: Peace.
He's got some serious chat up lines.
Quote: Seefacts @ April 4 2009, 11:25 PM BSTSo what is this thing then?
You just talk to strangers?
Yeah, that's about it. It's kind of like being in a nightclub without the music. Or the drinks.
Or the fun. 
Quote: zooo @ April 4 2009, 11:35 PM BSTWell, that was fun.
Him: negro
Me: twatbag
Him: Rapist
Me: sexual abuser of teddy bears
Him: sexual abuser of kittens
Me: Aw, they like it
Him: with your penis
Me: Don't have one
Him: or dogs!
Him: they love it
Me: yes
Me: well, it's been lovely, bye!
Him: Peace.
Nice.
I don't think much of omegle. I'm "you" and the person I chatted with was "stranger":
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hows my little gigolo doing?
You: Obviously I have no life if I'm wasting my time here.
Stranger: Aww
Stranger: Dont be like that man
You: I've tried on a British sitcoms forum, but no luck.
Stranger: Darn
Stranger: I like small boys
You: All they do is talk about the Inbetweeners, Man Stroke Woman, Sitcom MILF and such stuff.
Stranger: I have my hands down in my pants right now
Stranger: My dick is getting harder and harder
You: Gee, you make the 'Critique' forum look interesting.
Stranger: You make me horny man
You: I don't suppose you're a fan of The Goodies?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I like your goodies
You: Perhaps you have Seasons 1-8 of The Goodies on DVD? That's what I'm really after.
Stranger: Your goodies?
You: The Goodies. A classic 1970s BBC comedy starring Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie.
You: You don't have it?
Stranger: I do only have a tape of your goodies starring you r balls'
You: I was wondering then, perhaps you might have Season 2 of A Very Peculiar Practice?
Stranger: I am recording it right now
Stranger: ?
You: You're recording Season 2 of A Very Peculiar Practice?
Stranger: What?
You: A Very Peculiar Practice, starring Peter Davison, previously best known for Dr Who and All Creatures Great & Small.
Stranger: You are f**king weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Haha!
You: I've tried on a British sitcoms forum, but no luck.
Don't tell them about us though, man!
They might come a-looking.
Quote: Kenneth @ April 5 2009, 12:34 AM BSTI don't think much of omegle. I'm "you" and the person I chatted with was "stranger":
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hows my little gigolo doing?
You: Obviously I have no life if I'm wasting my time here.
Stranger: Aww
Stranger: Dont be like that man
You: I've tried on a British sitcoms forum, but no luck.
Stranger: Darn
Stranger: I like small boys
You: All they do is talk about the Inbetweeners, Man Stroke Woman, Sitcom MILF and such stuff.
Stranger: I have my hands down in my pants right now
Stranger: My dick is getting harder and harder
You: Gee, you make the 'Critique' forum look interesting.
Stranger: You make me horny man
You: I don't suppose you're a fan of The Goodies?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I like your goodies
You: Perhaps you have Seasons 1-8 of The Goodies on DVD? That's what I'm really after.
Stranger: Your goodies?
You: The Goodies. A classic 1970s BBC comedy starring Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie.
You: You don't have it?
Stranger: I do only have a tape of your goodies starring you r balls'
You: I was wondering then, perhaps you might have Season 2 of A Very Peculiar Practice?
Stranger: I am recording it right now
Stranger: ?
You: You're recording Season 2 of A Very Peculiar Practice?
Stranger: What?
You: A Very Peculiar Practice, starring Peter Davison, previously best known for Dr Who and All Creatures Great & Small.
Stranger: You are f**king weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote: Kenneth @ April 5 2009, 12:34 AM BSTI don't think much of omegle. I'm "you" and the person I chatted with was "stranger":
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hows my little gigolo doing?
You: Obviously I have no life if I'm wasting my time here.
Stranger: Aww
Stranger: Dont be like that man
You: I've tried on a British sitcoms forum, but no luck.
Stranger: Darn
Stranger: I like small boys
You: All they do is talk about the Inbetweeners, Man Stroke Woman, Sitcom MILF and such stuff.
Stranger: I have my hands down in my pants right now
Stranger: My dick is getting harder and harder
You: Gee, you make the 'Critique' forum look interesting.
Stranger: You make me horny man
You: I don't suppose you're a fan of The Goodies?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I like your goodies
You: Perhaps you have Seasons 1-8 of The Goodies on DVD? That's what I'm really after.
Stranger: Your goodies?
You: The Goodies. A classic 1970s BBC comedy starring Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie.
You: You don't have it?
Stranger: I do only have a tape of your goodies starring you r balls'
You: I was wondering then, perhaps you might have Season 2 of A Very Peculiar Practice?
Stranger: I am recording it right now
Stranger: ?
You: You're recording Season 2 of A Very Peculiar Practice?
Stranger: What?
You: A Very Peculiar Practice, starring Peter Davison, previously best known for Dr Who and All Creatures Great & Small.
Stranger: You are f**king weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: I'm a bit drunk
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: I was very hung over this morning
You: never had a hangover
Stranger: really?
You: when I've drank a lot
You: I start eating tins of salmon
Stranger: ew
You: before going to bed
You: seems to work
You: although destoys my clothes
Stranger: that is a little gross
Stranger: lol
You: damn
You: I was going for the funny image of a drunk dealing with a tin of salmon
Stranger: lol
You: with the tin opener and all
You: which isn't funny at all
You: end another sentence with all
Damn
Great, yet another layer of meaninglessness I can add to my life. 
Second attempt; the first guy was a Finn who did not speak English too good.
Stranger: hi
You: How's it hanging?
Stranger: Good, I love you with my entire being...
You: That's sweet. Or creepy, one of the two.
Stranger: I'd go with creepy, I mean for all you know I'm a crazy pedophile....
You: You as well?
Stranger: Only on Wednesdays.
You: I am a twelve year old schoolgirl, if that helps.
Stranger: roflmao good call
Then I got the Fiinish guy again.
That could be the most pointless ten minutes of my entire life.
Stranger: shalom
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hallo
You: Hello stranger. Shalom ruddy heck a fellow Redsea Pedestrian
You: Where you from?
Stranger: Lithuania
Stranger: you?
You: A Jewish Lithuanian this is a tad scary I worked on a summer camp there about 10 years ago
You: UK
You: Which bit of Lithuania?
Stranger: Vilnius, my friend
You: Ah beautiful city I was mainly in Kaunas
You: What do you do?
Stranger: Work, study, pray
Stranger: And you?
You: For fun?
You: Social worker an some time comic.
Stranger: fotball
Stranger: football
You: Any good?
Stranger: What did you do in summer camp?
Stranger: what kind of summer camp
You: Oh helping teach kids English quite fun.
Stranger: are you male/female?
You: What's it like being Jewish in Lithuania?
You: Guess
Stranger: I guess, male.
Stranger: yesterday I met here 56years old man from manchester
Stranger: he seemt to be kind person
You: You guess right I suspect you are a bloke
You: How did you meet him?
Stranger: here, at omegle:]
Stranger: what does bloke mean?
Stranger: I am not a native speaker, what does bloke mean?
You: man
Stranger: yes I am a man
Stranger: your age, please
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: am I fight?
Stranger: Right, I mean
You: you are indeed fight
F**king hell that was dull.
Blimey. I got the Finnish bloke too!
Everybody else seems to be a paedophile. Its probably a Government project to snare 'em!
You: I am very drunk.
Stranger:
You: Are you sticking your tongue out at me?
You: My wife left me last week......
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ye maybe
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: =[
You: You cheaky swine.
You: She was f**king my best mate
Stranger: whine with cheese?
Stranger: oho
Stranger: sorry
You: Now I have to find a new wife and a
You: new dog
Stranger: lol
You: You available?
Stranger: no sry im a male
You: I'm not really all that fussy
Stranger: hetero
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger:that's for sure
You: Like I say not all that fussy, I've got a greay job, servants, huge home in centre of Italy
Stranger: u italian?
You: German#
Stranger: soso
You: soso?
Stranger: ich auch german
Stranger: =D
You: Aah I'm actually pope, there's very few dating oportunities when you're pope but you get a great car and loads of dresses
Stranger: cool
You: It is.#
This was a bit more fun