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I arrived in work today to find a work mate (mid fifties +) larking about performing a little dance number to some naff tune on the local radio station. What tickled me most was that he managed to pull off a double spin. Laughing out loud

(it's one of those where you have to be there and know him to appreciate it)

Quote: Badge @ April 4 2009, 1:47 PM BST

It was something on Fighting Talk. Several things in fact.

Likewise

Lee's Job Interview sketch.

I was standing opposite a very attractive man on the tube this morning when a man with a huge steering wheel (from a ship) under his arm walked past between us and we both sniggered at the same time and then laughed. *sigh*

Did anyone shout.

Yarrr you call that an anchor?

Quote: Gavin @ April 4 2009, 3:23 PM BST

Did anyone shout.

Yarrr you call that an anchor?

:D

Sadly not.

The *really* weird thing is, that there's no sea for about 400 miles around Stuttgart...

Quote: Finck @ April 4 2009, 3:22 PM BST

I was standing opposite a very attractive man on the tube this morning when a man with a huge steering wheel (from a ship) under his arm walked past between us and we both sniggered at the same time and then laughed. *sigh*

Oooh romantic. You could had you're own Sliding Doors or something.

Quote: Finck @ April 4 2009, 3:26 PM BST

:D

Sadly not.

The *really* weird thing is, that there's no sea for about 400 miles around Stuttgart...

Prehaps he was lost.

He was walking up to the engine to replace the wheel, then steer it off the tracks and into the air.

No, that was some film I think.

My cat went mental over a bit of string this morning which was chucklesome. It's her 'special' string; when she wants to play she comes to find you with the string in her mouth and then goes a bit berserk. This morning she had a bit too much joie de vivre and smacked her head on the door frame. Now that *was* funny...

Awww special string!

Quote: Aaron @ April 4 2009, 2:04 PM BST

If only I had a womb.

- said a homeless Jonathan Ross.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ April 4 2009, 1:44 PM BST

This story in the Daily Mail about a 'bonkers baronet' looking for someone to bear him an heir (via a turkey baster). It has some wonderful quotes that sum up the English pysche.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1167165/A-bonkers-baronet-20m-fortune-proposition-brave-woman--YOU-bear-heir.html

Going by his criteria he might get an applicant via a Daily Mail interview.

Never got round to having kids with his long term patrner, even though he wants an heir. *Best Melchitt* She's not Welsh is she?

Quote: Finck @ April 4 2009, 3:26 PM BST

The *really* weird thing is, that there's no sea for about 400 miles around Stuttgart...

But obviously no shortage of seamen.
I still have yet to laugh today, or even speak. :O

Quote: SlagA @ April 4 2009, 7:57 PM BST

But obviously no shortage of seamen.
I still have yet to laugh today, or even speak. :O

Have you fallen out with Harvey?

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