Quote: zooo @ April 3 2009, 10:16 PM BSTYour girlfriend sounds ace, Seefacts.
You smell of those things as well.
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Quote: Seefacts @ April 3 2009, 10:16 PM BSTAnd of fannys. And tampons. And Vogue magazine.
Now I have to disagree there. They do NOT smell of Vogue Magazine.
Quote: Seefacts @ April 3 2009, 10:17 PM BSTYou smell of those things as well.
Heh!
I don't read Vogue.
Us men simply smell of manliness.
My missus threw a cushion at my head last night while I was asleep on the couch. Before I could recover from that indignity, my feet were being liberally spritzed with J-Lo perfume (which IMO made them smell a damn sight worse). I went into a laughing fit because she had two fingers stuffed up her nose and she kept repeating "Jesus!"
I was banished to the shower. It's not my fault, it's my trainers!
UPDATE:
Talking of weird family, I wonder if I should send this into The People's Friend in the "Kids Say The Funniest ThingS" section. I just went upstairs to turn the telly off in my son's bedroom. He must've heard me coming up the stairs because as I came into his room he was stood there, guarding the TV, slapping his baseball bat into his hand.
He said "Ah, Mr Bond. I've been expecting you". Of course I almost collapsed laughing. Then I picked him up to put him into bed and he said "Put me down, or a fleet of dark angels will enter your soul!"
He's 7.
Does anyone know a good exorcist?
Ace.
He sounds rather awesome.
Quote: zooo @ April 3 2009, 11:17 PM BSTHe sounds rather awesome.
He reads too many books. He needs to get out more and spray graffiti and sell drugs. 
Nooooooo!
Quote: Seefacts @ April 3 2009, 10:09 PM BSTYes, they do.
Of lies. And games. And manipulation.
Quote: Lee Henman @ April 3 2009, 10:30 PM BSTTalking of weird family, I wonder if I should send this into The People's Friend in the "Kids Say The Funniest ThingS" section. I just went upstairs to turn the telly off in my son's bedroom. He must've heard me coming up the stairs because as I came into his room he was stood there, guarding the TV, slapping his baseball bat into his hand.
He said "Ah, Mr Bond. I've been expecting you". Of course I almost collapsed laughing. Then I picked him up to put him into bed and he said "Put me down, or a fleet of dark angels will enter your soul!"He's 7.
That kid RULES! (Hades' Damned Kingdom).
Annnyway....
Back to the original thread, there's one woman that 'worked' back then and still does now, Diana Dors in her later years when she was in The Two Ronnies sketch The Worm that Turned. I should not include this really as I had a crush on her the first time around, but in hindsight I was a 6(ish) year old, lusting after a large woman who was pushing it for age. It's worth mentioning on that basis.
I think she is the best example of smouldering sexuality defying what people think a sexy woman should look like.
When 'Steptoe and Son Rides Again' comes on, its time to pull the curtains. 
She does NOT look good in Queenie's Castle.
Quote: Aaron @ April 4 2009, 12:19 PM BSTShe does NOT look good in Queenie's Castle.
*checks footage on YouTube, returns to Aaron's remark and disagrees*
Quote: The Rook @ April 4 2009, 11:23 AM BSTI think she is the best example of smouldering sexuality defying what people think a sexy woman should look like.
I can see why you like her, having just looked at pics! But how did she defy normal sexiness? She looks exactly the same as any other typically sexy woman to me.
Quote: zooo @ April 4 2009, 12:56 PM BSTI can see why you like her, having just looked at pics! But how did she defy normal sexiness? She looks exactly the same as any other typically sexy woman to me.
Point being that most people think to be sexy you have to be slim, when you don't.