INT- SUPERMARKET AUTOMATIC CHECKOUT LANE.
A WOMAN IS TAKING ITEMS OUT OF A BASKET AND SCANNING THEM. WITH EACH ITEM SHE SCANS THERE IS AN AUDIBLE BEEP AS THE SCANNER REGISTERS IT. THEN...
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Unexpected item in the bagging area.
THE WOMAN TUTS AND RESCANS AN ITEM.
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Unexpected item in the bagging area.
THE WOMAN FIDDLES WITH THE ITEM AND TRIES TO SCAN IT AGAIN.
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Unexpected item in the bagging area.
PULL-BACK TO REVEAL A MAN IN A TOP HAT BALANCING ON A PENNY FARTHING AND JUGGLING THREE ORANGES IN THE BAGGING AREA.
WOMAN:
Bloody new technology! It's always going wrong.
END:
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Don't know about the woman's tag-line? Maybe end on the reveal?