I did a few of these a while back but they got lost when the forum they were posted on was closed down. Grrrr.
BUSY CITY STREET. A NEWSPAPER SELLER IS CALLING OUT THE DAY'S BIG STORY.
NEWSPAPER SELLER: Read all about! Gordon Brown shot by David Cameron!
PASSER BY STOPS AND IMMEDIATELY BUYS THE PAPER. THE VIEWER SEES OVER HIS SHOULDER AT THE STORY. IT'S A PHOTO OF DAVID CAMERON TAKING A PHOTOGRAPH OF GORDON BROWN ON THE STEPS OF NUMBER 10.
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BUSY CITY STREET. A NEWSPAPER SELLER IS CALLING OUT THE DAY'S BIG STORY.
NEWSPAPER SELLER: Read all about! Gordon Brown and rent boy shock!
PASSER BY STOPS AND IMMEDIATELY BUYS THE PAPER. THE VIEWER SEES OVER HIS SHOULDER AT THE STORY. IT'S A PHOTO OF GORDON BROWN WITH PET SHOP BOY, NEIL TENNANT AT A FUNCTION. (THE PET SHOP BOYS HAD A HIT WITH 'RENT' SOME YEARS AGO)
Both of these are a bit weak but feel free to rip the idea off by posting newspaper puns of your own.
