Quote: Geoff Mutton @ April 2 2009, 2:56 PM BSTI took a MENSA entrance test which revealed my IQ as 154. I didn't bother to join though, I have an aversion to clever bastards and exclusive "clubs".
My standardized tests scores are good enough for Mensa membership, but I am also not a fan of such clubs. I'd rather hang out with "normal" people and drink beer.
Quote: Tuumble @ April 2 2009, 2:57 PM BSTWe all seem to specialise in not being able to compile useful lists of more than four
that's because of short attention span, laziness, the rule of three and...erm...
Quote: DaButt @ April 2 2009, 3:06 PM BSTMy standardized tests scores are good enough for Mensa membership, but I am also not a fan of such clubs. I'd rather hang out with "normal" people and drink beer.
Amen to that.
I'm really not an expert on anything at all, apart from maybe annoying my wife. I'm actually really good at that.
And eating her pussy?
I have longer toes than anyone I've ever met. Does that count?
I used to think I was an expert in banality until I started frequenting various online forums. Now I feel a bit out of my depth.
I, too, have prehensile toes. It comes in very useful, though I can't think when.
Quote: Rob H @ April 2 2009, 3:57 PM BSTI, too, have prehensile toes. It comes in very useful, though I can't think when.
Photo!
I think I could give most of you a run for your money on political ideologies. 'part form Finck, though she's cheating by going to university. 
Quote: David Bussell @ April 2 2009, 4:01 PM BSTPhoto!
I am not, repeat not, providing you any fuel for your foot fetish, you dirty little man.
"I want to make a nest for your ten snake-like toes, Darling."
Quote: Rob H @ April 2 2009, 4:03 PM BSTI am not, repeat not, providing you any fuel for your foot fetish, you dirty little man.
And there I was lining up my toe knuckles for a foot-fist showdown.
My toes would tickle you into submission.
I could try with the Spanish Civil War and F.Scott Fitzgerald.
Asie from being an 'expert' comedy writer (in my own mind), I also have a fair knowledge of the following -
Military and Commercial Firearms from WW1 to present day
Modern Cinema - 1968 to present day
So if you see a gun in a film, I could tell you what it is.