You're the BSG expert!

BSG as ever seems to be packed full of clever people so why not declare oursleves experts!

Yes we could form our very own BSG brains panel. Then field questions in our self apointed field and get horrible humiliated when no doubt we get the answers horribly wrong.

Sootyj claims to be an expert in.

1 Punnery
2 Political Correctness.
3 The cold war.
4 Jokes about dogs with experiences they don't like to talk about.

Any one got a question? Any other experts?

And yes I am both bored and in Birmingham.

Ugliness and stupidness.

Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2009, 2:08 PM BST

BSG as ever seems to be packed full of clever people so why not declare oursleves experts!

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There's a lot of buzz about this new site: http://vark.com/

I think it's still invite-only, but friends have used it and they really like it.

Ok then ugliness and stupidness expert, who's the ugliest and stupidest person at G20?

Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2009, 2:19 PM BST

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Got to be Gordon Brown on both counts.

Unless I can nominate Michelle Obama, in which case I think she clinches the ugly crown.

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You talking to me?

My expertise lies in picking boyfriends who are really down on themselves FOR NO REASON.

I can talk with a decent knowledge on graphic design, marketing, 20th century music and comedy, football and sport generally. That's a pretty shallow list but I have a decent understanding of most stuff from history to science to current affairs.

However, I wouldn't claim to be an expert in anything though in every IQ test I've ever done (six) I've achieved results between 117 and 140 so there must be a light on in my head somewhere.

Quote: SlagA @ April 2 2009, 2:25 PM BST

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Sorry SlagA Aaron beat you to stupidity and ugliness.

What's your preferred area of expertise? Irony, pets, Wales, whales?

Hmmm.

Pharmaceutical quality systems (and quality systems in general I guess).

Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2009, 2:27 PM BST

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Chicken buggery, I expect.

Satellite communications
The United States Army
The Who
Beer

I guess that sums it up.

Quote: Tuumble @ April 2 2009, 2:26 PM BST

However, I wouldn't claim to be an expert in anything though in every IQ test I've ever done (six) I've achieved results between 117 and 140 so there must be a light on in my head somewhere.

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I took a MENSA entrance test which revealed my IQ as 154. I didn't bother to join though, I have an aversion to clever bastards and exclusive "clubs".

We all seem to specialise in not being able to compile useful lists of more than four

I can be the Elvis expert.
(if needed)