Okay, the Easter Bunny is all a bit new to me being an American concept that's only become popular over here in recent years, but what is it all about and how does it work?
I've explained to my child what Easter is about - both the crufixtion ("don't traumatise me with any more images of Christ nailed to a cross mummy." "What do you mean he was fully God and fully man?") and a celebration of spring and re-birth in the natural world.
The Easter Bunny also visits the garden and leaves chocolate eggs that are found by ingenius clues and maps, in handwriting very similar to mine. He also leaves presents.
Now there's more questions about the Bunny (is he like Santa and can see everything? Does he reward only good children? Why is a rabbit leaving eggs?). So far I've said that I can tell him what to bring by sending him an email. But where the f**k does he live? Why does he do this? Why is he such a big rabbit trying to give kids chocolate with is bad for your teeth and makes you fat?
Any help?