What does your car say about you?

I'm in a have a go at cars and car drivers mood

VW Golf
Yeh I used to be fast and sexy but lately have got a little tubby and slower, butthat's ok because I can still pull of pretty damn hot. Just not when put along side other of my class.

Vauxhall Vectra
I'm a chav in disguise, my imense speed is only topped by my lack of skill at stopping.

Mazda MX5
I'm in a hedge.

BMW M3
I'm pretty damn quick. Driven by cocks who think that half a car length before next wave of oncoming traffic is ample room to over take.

Fiat Punto
The direct opposite to the Vauxhall vectra in most senses except the build quality is equally as shit but the cute 20 something driving it doesn't care.

4x4's
For example. Warriors, Jimny's and the God knows how many thousand of other mum mobiles there are out there. I have no knowledge of basic driving skills and will compensate for this by making my vehicle as large as possbile. (See also small penis big bonet symdrome)

There you gothat's a starter

Here's my car, although it seems to stop every 2 mins and people keep getting on, it's ok though because they get off (the bus).

(One of the first bus pictures I see is from my hometown. Spooky.)

That just means your a little less good as peugeot drivers

I have a Peugot 306.

If I hear it saying anything about me I won't feed it it's liquidy food, the bastard.

My 2001 Hyundai Elantra screams "I don't give a damn about automobiles!"

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 1 2009, 6:09 PM BST

I have a Peugot 306.

If I hear it saying anything about me I won't feed it it's liquidy food, the bastard.

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Standard or GTI?

Standard. Is that worse?

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 1 2009, 6:12 PM BST

Standard. Is that worse?

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GTI is worse, atleast the standard only wishes it was a MK3 Golf.

What does my car say about me?

Probably that I can't afford to get a better one, one without rust.

What car you got big fella?

I think what my car says about me is that I don't have a driving license, or money.

...actually I don't have a car so it says nothing.

Thank god, I thought for a moment this thread was about the fact that my car has become sentinent and was gossiping about me and 'that stain'.

What does my car say about me? It says, "Wanker."

Quote: dannyjb1 @ April 1 2009, 6:43 PM BST

Thank god, I thought for a moment this thread was about the fact that my car has become sentinent and was gossiping about me and 'that stain'.

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What have you been doing to Herbie?

Quote: SlagA @ April 1 2009, 7:02 PM BST

What does my car say about me?

Wanker.

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Is that slang for car-jacking?

Leevil is that the mayor of Skegness on the cart? Warning people of the blue horseless cart that eats people?

A Reconditioned armoured car with an imitation police uniform.

I'm a hopelessly ambitious crusty and pain in the arse who'd ahve been shot in 90% of the rest of the world