Mark admitting to wanking in the cupboard.
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Quote: Badge @ March 31 2009, 10:54 PM BSTMark snooping on Sophie's email.
That was genius! I thought they should have kept that up for the whole series!
Dan
Jeremy's interview at JLB.
Mark and Dobby in the stationary cupboard.
Mark ripping the head off the pheasant. And Mark on the (open) toilet - I think at the drugs party....
Mark: Nancy, there's no evidence for God, whereas Ofcom has published guidelines
MARK: Not everything is someone else's fault, Jeremy.
JEREMY: Actually, Mark, I think you'll find it is.
JEFF: Perhaps you should keep the self-harming for the weekend, mate.
DOBBIE: (SINGING) Jeff's doing a joke, Jeff's doing a joke. Everybody quiet 'cos Jeff's doing a joke!
MARK: Why are you always going on about the Yardies? The Yardies aren't going to solve all your problems.
JEREMY (V/O): The Yardies will solve all my problems. I just have to get a number for the Yardies.
SUPER HANS: Still, cancer...? They should find a cure.
MARK: I think they are.
SUPER HANS: Are they? They should pull their f**king finger out. It's important Mark.
MARK (V/O): Maybe this is the future? Three minute date, three minute f**k, three minute marriage.
And many, many more...
Jez eating the dog for me.
"Mummy is probably the turkey's nickname. It could easily be."
Super Hans: (reading) I have a bed but do not sleep, I have a mouth but cannot speak - what am I?
Mark: A river.
Super Hans: Nicholas Lyndhurst.
Mark: I think you're looking at the wrong answer
Super Hans: Oh f**k this shit!
I was going to say Del Boy falling through the bar just to be an arse, but I changed my mind.
Mark's stag weekend on the canal boat - the whole episode is my fave and it also includes the infamous and highly celebrated dog eating bit.
As has been metioned previously, the show just gets better and better. Even the last episode with the Negative Orgons.
Mark: Not the TV! It's HD ready! It's HD ready!
CALLY: Plus, I love the name.
SUPER HANS: We"ve changed the name. We're now 'Curse These Metal Hands'.
MARK (V/O): She's the one! I love you Cally! Let's get married by Sir Alan Sugar and live in Canary Wharf off all-butter croissants.
JEREMY (V/O): Four? I've had sex with more men than that. And I basically only sleep with women.
End of wedding episode:
MARK: Yeah, let's put it on the slate.
Not the funniest line on it's own I suppose, but it always makes me laugh when I watch the episode.
JOHNSON: I want to make you a real life . . . Indecent Proposal.
Johnson is basically awesome.
And, of course, then there is Gunny.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 1 2009, 12:07 PM BSTMark's stag weekend on the canal boat - the whole episode is my fave and it also includes the infamous and highly celebrated dog eating bit.
The bit when Mark opens the bin and finds Mummy in there is equally brilliant. Especially because there's no build-up to it, he's just going about his business, and Jeremy asks him to keep his voice down.
MARK (V/O): It's OK to want to see the gun, it's fascinating. Anything that can kill a man is fascinating. Guns, paracetamol, lead piping...
JEREMY: It's OK to like the gun, Mark. It's a design classic, like the Routemaster bus or... those chairs.
MARTIN: It's deactivated, most of these things are.
JEREMY (V/O): Deactivated? It's like he's telling me my cock doesn't work. Poor deactivated Gunny.
The last taboo, when jeremy is covered in black paint, is classic....
Nancy - "Now f**k me and pretend I'm your mum."
Jeremy - "What? Mum? Really?"
Nancy - "You can't imagine your mum being f**ked by a black guy? That's pretty racist Jeremy!"
Classic classic...!
Edited by Aaron.
I can't remember the lines - but the bit where Mark is 'raped' by a lesbian - and then Jez shouts at her and her father in a lift about it!
I love this show. 