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Should I give a s**t about standards? Page 3

:P He knows. Lovey

Also, he's just started Feminism in GovPol so...:P

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 31 2009, 3:16 PM BST

You could start by viewing them as human beings and not holes for your Jizz Wizzard to spread his magic muck in. That poor second girl, that is horrible to say that about anyone, hang your flipping head in shame you little toad.

Huh?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 31 2009, 3:22 PM BST

I like to be careful as I know that sometimes when a woman goes on about respect, the male mind wonders to her Doc Martins and Facial hair. Smarmy

Errr

Quote: zooo @ March 31 2009, 3:42 PM BST

You're ace, Elliot.

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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 31 2009, 3:44 PM BST

:P He knows. Lovey

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Quote: zooo @ March 31 2009, 3:42 PM BST

:O

I'm sorry, I was caught short Angelic.

Do em both, then hit the ugly one with a brick so she never tells.

Laughing out loud

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 31 2009, 1:16 PM BST

Does 'give her what for'= reproductive congress? Or ar you intending on giving her a light beating?

Not necessarily mutually exclusive options... Whistling nnocently

Quote: Timbo @ March 31 2009, 5:42 PM BST

Not necessarily mutually exclusive options... Whistling nnocently

See above for examples ;)

So this guy is getting offered sex from two women and he's trying to get out of having sex with one right?

Definitely both. If you do the ugly one first, it'll give you something to look forward to. The ugly one will, as you know, be more grateful: Every cloud has a silver lining. You could even compare one against the other. Why not start some kind of rating scale? It could be fun. A simple spreadsheet would suffice. Let us know how you get on.

Love

WJFK.

Quote: Lord Meldrum @ March 31 2009, 1:08 PM BST

Met these two females, one is hotter than the other and I'd have no problem giving her what for.......but the other girl is quite rough and not as hot (bit still quite pretty, just rough with it) but really really up for it. Should I just got for it, or keep my standards higher?

Personally, I'd go with what you've probably already decided. If it's just a shag the both of you are after, all the good.

God, I'm such a man.

Quote: Balf @ March 31 2009, 5:53 PM BST

God, I'm such a man.

Indeed the council has decided you are. Expect your membership pack in the post...*Snigger* member.

Quote: Gavin @ March 31 2009, 5:47 PM BST

So this guy is getting offered sex from two women

He reckons.

I'm yet to be convinced.

;)

Quote: zooo @ March 31 2009, 6:08 PM BST

He reckons.

I'm yet to be convinced.

;)

Isn't that illegal?

Quote: Lord Meldrum @ March 31 2009, 1:08 PM BST

I'd have no problem giving her what for.......

Sounds like your problem is your ability, rather than the girls themselves.

Best leave them alone - sounds like they'd be mightily disappointed and probbaly won't waste any time letting everyone know.

They may not know about each other but I think they will be a bit suspicious when they turn up at his flat and notice the three pillows. Unless he's being kind and one is for biting on.

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