Lord Meldrum, you really should consider homosexuality
Should I give a s**t about standards? Page 2
I am intrigued by "still quite pretty, just rough with it", so she's a looker but...what? She chews tobacco and eats peas her with knife? Does crack and gets in knife fights? Or are you just intimidated by her because there seems to be a chance she might actually sleep with you?
Lord Meldrum is the latest in a series of juveniles to court advice/opinion on his sex/love life, when he's probably aleady made his mind up. (Or more likely, to have his mind made up for him by the 'ladies' in question).
I think I'm going to post a thread entitled: 'Should I buy 'Razzle' or 'Mayfair''.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 31 2009, 2:36 PM BSTLord Meldrum is the latest in a series of juveniles to court advice/opinion on his sex/love life, when he's probably aleady made his mind up. (Or more likely, to have his mind made up for him by the 'ladies' in question).
Are there any "ladies"? Is there a sex/love life?
Or just a fertile imagination? 
Quote: Lee Henman @ March 31 2009, 2:03 PM BSTHah - I like how you call them "females" and not girls. They're not objects, you nasty little bag of hormones. They're human beings. Young, attractive, sexually-promiscuous human beings. No doubt with full pert breasts and tight buttocks and eager, searching tongues, only-too-willing to orally pleasure me...I mean you...I mean...erm...
You disgust me, you pervert!
This thread is odd for even this board. I say, keep your cock to yourself; Ellie is correct, for once.
Quote: Lord Meldrum @ March 31 2009, 1:08 PM BSTMet these two females, one is hotter than the other and I'd have no problem giving her what for.......but the other girl is quite rough and not as hot (bit still quite pretty, just rough with it) but really really up for it. Should I just got for it, or keep my standards higher?
[FeministmodeON]You could start by viewing them as human beings and not holes for your Jizz Wizzard to spread his magic muck in. That poor second girl, that is horrible to say that about anyone, hang your flipping head in shame you little toad.[/feministmodeOFF]
Now back to the washing up.
*Brings in everyones pipes and slippers*
I'd go for both, sometimes a bit of rough is good.
Ruby you seem to have confused "feministmode" with "decenthumanbeingmode."
What's most depressing here is that Lord Meldrum thinks he'd be making a moral transgression to sleep with the 'rougher' girl. That's sooooo not the problem here.
Quote: PhQnix @ March 31 2009, 3:19 PM BSTRuby you seem to have confused "feministmode"
I like to be careful as I know that sometimes when a woman goes on about respect, the male mind wonders to her Doc Martins and Facial hair. 
Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ March 31 2009, 3:17 PM BSTI'd go for both, sometimes a bit of rough is good.
Oh, don't you bloody start!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 31 2009, 3:16 PM BST*Brings in everyones pipes and slippers*
Thanks so much! Don't forget the whiskey though.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 31 2009, 3:22 PM BSTI like to be careful as I know that sometimes when a woman goes on about respect, the male mind wonders to her Doc Martins and Facial hair.
Phwoooaarr!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 31 2009, 3:22 PM BSTI like to be careful as I know that sometimes when a woman goes on about respect, the male mind wonders to her Doc Martins and Facial hair.
Like some of the guys I know, who constantly yell about me being a militant feminist, every time I say anything, or even if the teacher alludes to female status. 
Quote: Aaron @ March 31 2009, 3:06 PM BST
Ellie is correct, for once.
\o/
Makes note of time, date and name of stupid thread! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 31 2009, 3:16 PM BST*Pees in everyones pipes and slippers*
Quote: PhQnix @ March 31 2009, 3:19 PM BSTRuby you seem to have confused "feministmode" with "decenthumanbeingmode."
What's most depressing here is that Lord Meldrum thinks he'd be making a moral transgression to sleep with the 'rougher' girl. That's sooooo not the problem here.
You're ace, Elliot.