Met these two females, one is hotter than the other and I'd have no problem giving her what for.......but the other girl is quite rough and not as hot (bit still quite pretty, just rough with it) but really really up for it. Should I just got for it, or keep my standards higher?
Option c.
Threesome.
Why would you? They don't seem to.
Did I have an accident and wake up in the seventies?
Does 'give her what for'= reproductive congress? Or ar you intending on giving her a light beating?
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 31 2009, 1:13 PM BSTDid I have an accident and wake up in the seventies?
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 31 2009, 1:13 PM BSTDid I have an acciednt and wake up in the seventies?
If only that were possible, Branson would be making more money out of Virgin Nostalgia than he ever could from Virgin Galactic.
Lord Meldrum, do the responsible thing and opt out of passing on your genes.
Quote: Marc P @ March 31 2009, 1:11 PM BSTWhy would you? They don't seem to.
That was a slow-burner but I finally got it.
Lord Meldrum, you little slut bag.
Why not look for a nice girl to be your girlfriend that you can give what for to all the time... rather than sleep with people you're not that bothered about?
Quote: EllieJP @ March 31 2009, 1:43 PM BSTLord Meldrum, you little slut bag.
Why not look for a nice girl to be your girlfriend that you can give what for to all the time... rather than sleep with people you're not that bothered about?
I think you answered your question in the first line, by considered usage of the term 'slut bag'!
Good point.
Quote: Lord Meldrum @ March 31 2009, 1:08 PM BSTMet these two females, one is hotter than the other and I'd have no problem giving her what for.......but the other girl is quite rough and not as hot (bit still quite pretty, just rough with it) but really really up for it. Should I just got for it, or keep my standards higher?
Hah - I like how you call them "females" and not girls. They're not objects, you nasty little bag of hormones. They're human beings. Young, attractive, sexually-promiscuous human beings. No doubt with full pert breasts and tight buttocks and eager, searching tongues, only-too-willing to orally pleasure me...I mean you...I mean...erm...
You disgust me, you pervert! 
C'mon Mel, ask for a threesome. Then report back here with the result.
Quote: Kenneth @ March 31 2009, 2:19 PM BSTC'mon Mel, ask for a threesome. Then report back here with the result.
That'll be the best bit of fiction ever posted on this site!
I'll have the rough one.