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Quote: Graham Bandage @ March 30 2009, 2:58 PM BST
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That "Buy one, get one free" panel in the ad., is that supposed to appeal to the ambidextrous user so they can do both lug 'oles simultaneously?

There was a Belgian ISP - whose name escapes me - who used scantily clad females on every page alongside computer cabling, routers, fibre optics etc. The site had to be seen to be believed but as there traffic was most porn it probably wasn't much of a surprise.

Aren't all normal computer magazines like that?
Seems that way to me.

Quote: zooo @ March 30 2009, 5:49 PM BST

Aren't all normal computer magazines like that?
Seems that way to me.

It sounds like you've been looking at Aaron's "special collection".

Quote: zooo @ March 30 2009, 5:49 PM BST

Aren't all normal computer magazines like that?
Seems that way to me.

No, that's the 'gadget' mags which are like that; they've gradually turned more "bachelor lifestyle" than gadgets.

Quote: Leevil @ March 31 2009, 3:12 AM BST

It sounds like you've been looking at Aaron's "special collection".

:O

I once modelled socks and tights!

As it was for the mag I worked for I didn't even get paid. :(

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 31 2009, 9:37 AM BST

I once modelled socks and tights!

As it was for the mag I worked for I didn't even get paid. :(

That's a bit rubbish, but it would be more rubbish if it were old ladies' socks and tights.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ March 31 2009, 9:49 AM BST

That's a bit rubbish, but it would be more rubbish if it were old ladies' socks and tights.

True. They were designer ones and I got to keep them. (well, who'd want them after I'd been wearing them?).

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 31 2009, 9:37 AM BST

I once modelled socks and tights!

As it was for the mag I worked for I didn't even get paid. :(

Surely the knowledge that hundreds of foot fetishists are "pleasuring" themselves over your pictures is payment enough?

Quote: chipolata @ March 31 2009, 9:54 AM BST

Surely the knowledge that hundreds of foot fetishists are "pleasuring" themselves over your pictures is payment enough?

As long as they liked my shoes...

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 31 2009, 9:54 AM BST

True. They were designer ones and I got to keep them. (well, who'd want them after I'd been wearing them?).

I believe there is a market for such items.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ March 31 2009, 10:06 AM BST

I believe there is a market for such items.

Oxfam? :)

Ebay, apparently.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 31 2009, 9:37 AM BST

I once modelled socks and tights!

As it was for the mag I worked for I didn't even get paid. :(

I've modelled too! Hairdressing. In college. Before you get excited, it was a show for the students and the theatre dep had an ongoing deal with them every year we would get a mad day of pampering for dressing up and dancing in a show.

Beehives are evil.

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