Danny K
Monday 30th March 2009 11:09pm [Edited]
238 posts
It had been hinted and flagged up for some weeks on here that it wasn't going to be recommissioned. So, not surprised, just dismayed it's all been confirmed for certain. NGO is to be no more.
I could never understand the low audience share haul for NGO - was it 3 to 3.5 million at its peak? The snappy one-liners were just sheer unadulterated joy.
People are weird. I'm convinced those who cannot laugh whilst watching NGO are extraterrestrials - aliens who've taken on human form. Forcing suspect individuals to watch NGO should be used as a some kind of litmus test to 'out' them.
So what DO these aliens watch? Reality TV if the audience share results are anything to go by. The new Apprentice series has opened to its HIGHEST ever ratings of 8 million! 8 MILLION?!? (And the follow-up on BBC2 which more or less discusses what the viewer HAS JUST WATCHED, opened with 3 MILLION viewing figures). A TV show that's all about telling you what you've just watched, Sheesh! See how the audience laughs at the highlights.
In the top 10, according to BARB are all those Reality/Apprentice/Celebrities On Ice, things. NGO never even made it into the top 30, (probably not even the top 50 - or top 100). Are these Apprentice/reality shows that funny? Guess they are judging by the amount of media space devoted to discussing the idiotic outpourings of the deluded wannabes/celebrities on the show that cause the viewers so much laughter.
Maybe that's where TV has inevitably been heading for the last half century - to featuring real people to laugh at, rather than laughing at actors pretending to be real people.
By the way if any of you are Apprentice/Skating On Ice fans, please don't bother posting to defend - I don't encourage posts from extraterrestrials in their assimilation of human bodies.
- Oh and should the defenders of the reality shows coincidentally ALSO enjoy NGO then all that proves is that the new enhanced alien lifeforms are set to take over TV completely. No NGO? It's the end.