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Rubbish modelling jobs

In the past two days I have seen attractive models advertising an electrical earwax remover and Always Envive pads for slightly incontinent women.

Does anybody have any other genuine examples of really really crap modelling jobs for young ladies? I'd prefer that we didn't wander into the (very easy) realms of pornography here.

Bandage when your mum found your porn stash how distrubed was she?

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Samples from a Grattan Catalogue found hidden under Osama Binladens bed.

I don't want to talk about it.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ March 30 2009, 2:24 PM BST

In the past two days I have seen attractive models advertising an electrical earwax remover and Always Envive pads for slightly incontinent women.

Does anybody have any other genuine examples of really really crap modelling jobs for young ladies? I'd prefer that we didn't wander into the (very easy) realms of pornography here.

Maybe they should have employed ugly models instead?

There's the bloated and constipated ones..hmmm, Senokot?

The catalogues which are inserted in the Daily Express at the weekend are fertile territory, I find.

Bandage this is a Sootyj warning you are about to featured in an uncomplimentary sketch.

This is bad. Very bad.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ March 30 2009, 2:24 PM BST

I'd prefer that we didn't wander into the (very easy) realms of pornography here.

If it's all the same to you, I'd prefer we did. ;)

Well you're the one confessing to not only reading the Daily Express, but your also the one who implied you do it solely for the purpose to find pictures of surgical and orthopedic devices to have a tommy tank over.

Nothing filthy about this. Apart from the nozzle.

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That isn't too bad, at least she's not semi-naked. I remember seeing one TV ad with a glammed-up blonde in tight lycra, and she was advertising a builder's. Very odd.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ March 30 2009, 2:58 PM BST

Nothing filthy about this. Apart from the nozzle.

You want to come to town with me, I'll change your mind.

Quote: SlagA @ March 30 2009, 3:21 PM BST

You want to come to town with me, I'll change your mind.

SlagA, I'm NOT going into Merthyr with a man in a gasmask looking for earwax cleaning action.

Not again.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ March 30 2009, 3:27 PM BST

I'm NOT going to Merthyr with a man in a gasmask looking for earwax cleaning action. Not again.

Trust me, if you're going to Merthyr you need the gasmask.

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