Quote: sootyj @ March 29 2009, 3:28 PM BSTI once chased an extremely scared looking Brazillian woman half way down Tottenham Court Rd. She'd gone to a cash point and forgotten her £50. Honest, stop looking at me like that!
Is that what you told the judge? Were you in a car, at the time of the 'chase'? 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 29 2009, 1:45 PM BSTI think in these sorts of situations you need think about treating people how you would like to be treated.
Whipped continously with a fish slice? I don't always carry a fish slice you know.
I know someone who does.
I once exposed myself to a woman in a park and she tittered. Well, I wasn't having that. Buttoning up my mackintosh I took her to task. "I say, it's not for laughing at, you silly bint, I expect a shriek. How rude." To her credit she was most apologetic and offered to bring her mum with her next time ("She's a guaranteed screamer.")
Quote: roscoff @ March 30 2009, 12:10 AM BSTWhipped continously with a fish slice? I don't always carry a fish slice you know.
Quote: SlagA @ March 30 2009, 12:25 PM BSTI know someone who does.
I know some who for three years always carried with her a jar of marmite. TRUFAX.