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Quote: Nil Putters @ March 29 2009, 7:19 PM BST

Backing up 60 Gig of music to another HDD. 4 hours to go. :(

Around 50% now. :( Guess 4 hours is correct.

My ex-girlfriend just phoned me in tears. She'd just landed in Oklahoma City for a job interview at a university and got a call from her vet saying that her dog died overnight. It wasn't the 15-year-old Pomeranian with the infected foot that has been in and out of the vet's office for the last 3 weeks, rather it was her 4-year-old Shih Tzu who had been acting a little under the weather for the last few days.

Now the poor woman has to hold it together during 2 days of interviews while beating herself up for leaving the dog behind to die alone. And her Pom isn't exactly out of danger either. :(

Quote: DaButt @ March 29 2009, 9:34 PM BST

My ex-girlfriend just phoned me in tears. She'd just landed in Oklahoma City for a job interview at a university and got a call from her vet saying that her dog died overnight. It wasn't the 15-year-old Pomeranian with the infected foot that has been in and out of the vet's office for the last 3 weeks, rather it was her 4-year-old Shih Tzu who had been acting a little under the weather for the last few days.

Now the poor woman has to hold it together during 2 days of interviews while beating herself up for leaving the dog behind to die alone. And her Pom isn't exactly out of danger either. :(

I hope you explained to her that if you'd still been together this would never have happened. It's never tragic enough to score a few points in my opinion.

Quote: roscoff @ March 29 2009, 11:51 PM BST

I hope you explained to her that if you'd still been together this would never have happened. It's never tragic enough to score a few points in my opinion.

We're still best friends - with benefits, sometimes.

Ex-sex. Can be satisfying :)

Moving to New York permanently later this year. Maybe.

Robyn is still annoyed about her work getting corrupted last night; and is incredibly nervous that she won't manage to get a Reading Festival ticket this evening, despite the fact that last night she was doubting even going!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 30 2009, 9:58 AM BST

Robyn is still annoyed about her work getting corrupted last night; and is incredibly nervous that she won't manage to get a Reading Festival ticket this evening, despite the fact that last night she was doubting even going!

You really do live in a perpetual state of anxiety. I worry for your long term health. Errr

So do my parents.:$

Quote: Huge Bear @ March 30 2009, 5:36 AM BST

Moving to New York permanently later this year. Maybe.

If you're looking to let someone live in your London Bridge flat... :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 30 2009, 9:58 AM BST

Robyn is still annoyed about her work getting corrupted last night; and is incredibly nervous that she won't manage to get a Reading Festival ticket this evening, despite the fact that last night she was doubting even going!

Unless you're planning on living at home, or your parents are paying, save your money for uni.

Aaron is mighty f**ked off. Angry

Quote: Aaron @ March 30 2009, 11:45 AM BST

If you're looking to let someone live in your London Bridge flat... :)

... Aaron would gladly recommend Finck. :)

Quote: Finck @ March 30 2009, 11:47 AM BST

... Aaron would gladly recommend Finck. :)

Yes, you're quite small, you could curl up on the doormat. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ March 30 2009, 11:51 AM BST

Yes, you're quite small, you could curl up on the doormat. ;)

Ha!

Okay.

Quote: Aaron @ March 30 2009, 11:45 AM BST

If you're looking to let someone live in your London Bridge flat... :)

And me! And me!

But won't you miss London? :(

Tension mounts as chipolata wonders if he can reach 6000 posts today.

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