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A tough question for you all Page 5

Quote: Huge Bear @ March 29 2009, 5:14 PM BST

PhQnix is right - and he knows how too.

He *would* know if it was about Johnny Cash.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 29 2009, 5:22 PM BST

He *would* know if it was about Johnny Cash.

:) How so?

Don't tell him. Let him stew. See how he likes it.

Was it the day shooting began for the 1969 moon landing?

Quote: SlagA @ March 29 2009, 5:35 PM BST

Was it the day shooting began for the 1969 moon landing?

:D

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ March 29 2009, 5:18 PM BST

He just felt it in his waters.

Ha!

Quote: SlagA @ March 29 2009, 5:35 PM BST

Was it the day shooting began for the 1969 moon landing?

Hello Ellie. Wave

Johnny Cash also killed most of the endangered condors in California.

Quote: DaButt @ March 29 2009, 5:51 PM BST

Johnny Cash also killed most of the endangered condors in California.

Music lovers, were they?

:O

Angry

Quote: SlagA @ March 29 2009, 6:24 PM BST

Music lovers, were they?

Laughing out loud and he threw all the carcasses into a burning ring of fire.

The first colour haemorrhoids? Just click - out it pops – wait a minute – and Bob's your uncle?

Quote: Gavin @ March 29 2009, 6:32 PM BST

Laughing out loud and he threw all the carcasses into a burning ring of fire.

Sort of.

In June 1965, his truck caught fire due to an overheated wheel bearing, triggering a forest fire that burnt several hundred acres in Los Padres National Forest in California. When the judge asked Cash why he did it, Cash said, "I didn't do it, my truck did, and it's dead, so you can't question it." The fire destroyed 508 acres (2.06 km2), burning the foliage off three mountains and killing 49 of the refuge's 53 endangered condors. Cash was unrepentant: "I don't care about your damn yellow buzzards." The federal government sued him and was awarded $125,172. Johnny eventually settled the case and paid $82,001. Cash said he was the only person ever sued by the government for starting a forest fire.

Didn't you hear him? It was the TRUCK.

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