Quote: PhQnix @ March 28 2009, 9:18 PM GMTI do not appreciate the insistence that I should like wine. If one more person says to me "you'll drink when you go to uni..."
Eesh, yes, agreed. Don't cave in!
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Quote: PhQnix @ March 28 2009, 9:18 PM GMTI do not appreciate the insistence that I should like wine. If one more person says to me "you'll drink when you go to uni..."
You shouldn't like wine as a hetrosexual male.
I won't! Every person who says that makes me not want to drink that little bit more.
Well ether two things will happen when you get to uni. Ether you will stay totally tee total or go nuts on the sauce. There is no middle ground. Let's hope it's the first. 
I was tee total in uni.
What changed?
Met a girl.
With big bazongas?
With beer tap nipples?
Quote: Aaron @ March 28 2009, 9:44 PM GMTWith big bazongas?
No, not especially.
But why did that make you drink?
Oh, not to drown your sorrows...? 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 28 2009, 9:45 PM GMTWith beer tap nipples?
Was her name Stella?
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 28 2009, 9:51 PM GMTWas her name Stella?
Stella is known by another name in the West country. Here it's called "Wifebeater".
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 28 2009, 9:55 PM GMTStella is known by another name in the West country. Here it's called "Wifebeater".
Certainly is. And Red Stripe is 'Rocket Fuel' 