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Social etiquette and boundaries Page 10

I don't understand why anybody would want to sit at a table with Seefacts and his friends? All swearing and talking about risque things? You'd be ready to stab him after about a minute.

Quote: chipolata @ March 28 2009, 2:01 PM GMT

I don't understand why anybody would want to sit at a table with Seefacts and his friends? All swearing and talking about risque things? You'd be ready to stab him after about a minute.

Ha, it wasn't just me going 'f**king c**ty bollocks'. It was just a normal chat, but occasionaly I might do a swear. Because I'm tough, as we've established in this thread - which should be retitled 'Seefacts: Still a f**k knuckle.'

And re: online personality / real life. I think online you tend to exagerate. As I'm seen as a bit of dipshit at times, sometimes I'll play up to.

I've been accused of boasting for example. But that's now a big characture thing on here, which I freely join in with.

At the BSG meet I think only Godot Taxis came away not liking me. I don't think your forum persona is exactly like real life, it's more a cartoon version of yourself I think.

Quote: Seefacts @ March 28 2009, 3:25 PM GMT

I don't think your forum persona is exactly like real life, it's more a cartoon version of yourself I think.

I, for instance, don't feel the need to argue that much. Which is something I seem to do a lot on here. Though I prefer the term debate; I never realise I'm actually having an argument until the other side starts getting shirty. But still, I think a lot of people on here think I'm an argumentative shit. :)

Quote: Seefacts @ March 26 2009, 11:03 PM GMT

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Now, had we let them join us it would have effectively ruined our tete-a-tete. We couldn't relax, and talk as frankly as we do. We would have to had stopped swearing or discussing anything risque. The table would have also been quite tight, as it was elliptical.

Now, surely the rule in this situation is - if there's nowhere to sit, you f**k off and find somewhere else?

What naughty risque things were you going to discuss?
I have visions of you and your mate ala Rick Mayal saying "bum" progressively louder.
The old fella probably was in the forces and knows all kind of swears, he might have been able to teach you some new ones. Like f**k or bollocks.
And now you'll never know.

I know, why don't all the miserable, anti-social folk just stay at home? :)

Cos you bastards would probably come and knock on our doors, asking us if we were okay..

Quote: zooo @ March 28 2009, 6:09 PM GMT

Cos you bastards would probably come and knock on our doors, asking us if we were okay..

:)

Hey, I've been at home all day today - what does that say?

The doorknob was too complicated?

Quote: zooo @ March 28 2009, 6:13 PM GMT

The doorknob was too complicated?

:D

I'm avoiding the riff raff. :) (and my hair needs washing)

Ah. Both good reasons, I think. Especially the first.

Quote: Seefacts @ March 28 2009, 3:25 PM GMT

At the BSG meet I think only Godot Taxis came away not liking me. I don't think your forum persona is exactly like real life, it's more a cartoon version of yourself I think.

Whistling nnocently

Naaa your alright you scamp :)

I don't think I'm that much different on here then in real life bit fatter is all LOL.

Got you, Seefacts. I knew it was my misunderstanding. :D

I think in these sorts of situations you need think about treating people how you would like to be treated. For example, how would you feel if someone treated your grandparents like this?

The other day I chased a bloke down the tube platform because he'd dropped some important looking papers near my feet. He was very grateful. :)

I once chased an extremely scared looking Brazillian woman half way down Tottenham Court Rd. She'd gone to a cash point and forgotten her £50. Honest, stop looking at me like that!

Quote: sootyj @ March 29 2009, 3:28 PM BST

I once chased an extremely scared looking Brazillian woman half way down Tottenham Court Rd. She'd gone to a cash point and forgotten her £50. Honest, stop looking at me like that!

Well what else could have scared her?

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