You know that scene in Love Actually with Andrew Lincoln, Kiera Knightly and the cards, that was me only I didn't realise there was someone else sitting in the front room, and it seems, everyone else did!
(There were no cards I want to say... I meant the kind of situation).
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Quote: dannyjb1 @ March 28 2009, 11:17 AM GMTYou know that scene in Love Actually with Andrew Lincoln, Kiera Knightly and the cards
Nope. Do tell.
Just sat opposite a Hot Maltese Girl on the train. I seductively ate six sandwiches and two satsumas in front of her. I think she was aroused. Or mildly sickened. It's so hard to tell sometimes.
Quote: Aaron @ March 28 2009, 12:23 AM GMTOh, you'll love this.
Quite a number of the parents at my mum's school were angry that they didn't hold a prom for the children last year.
It's a primary school.
Quote: chipolata @ March 28 2009, 1:45 PM GMTJust sat opposite a Hot Maltese Girl on the train. I seductively ate six sandwiches and two satsumas in front of her. I think she was aroused. Or mildly sickened. It's so hard to tell sometimes.
I'm going to bet on the latter.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 28 2009, 1:48 PM GMT
Quite. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
Quote: chipolata @ March 28 2009, 1:45 PM GMTJust sat opposite a Hot Maltese Girl on the train.
Don't they melt when they get hot?
Quote: Aaron @ March 28 2009, 1:49 PM GMTI'm going to bet on the latter.
You've obviously never met a Maltese girl before.
Also, why does Aaron keep highlighting stories about the sexualisation of kids? It's becoming an almost Dail Mail style obsession with him. 
Quote: DaButt @ March 28 2009, 1:50 PM GMTDon't they melt when they get hot?
I nearly said, I didn't think they had Maltesers in the States. But I was watching an episode of Seinfeld this week in which George's attempts to get a packet out of a vending machine were foiled by a mechanic.
Quote: chipolata @ March 28 2009, 1:52 PM GMTI nearly said, I didn't think they had Maltesers in the States.
I don't think I've ever seen them here, but there's a similar product called Whoppers.
Quote: chipolata @ March 28 2009, 1:52 PM GMTAlso, why does Aaron keep highlighting stories about the sexualisation of kids?
Do I?
Quote: Aaron @ March 28 2009, 2:13 PM GMTDo I?
There was one about three year olds wearing make-up the other day.
Ok, so that's one...
Danny is off out to go shopping in Oxford Street to cheer himself up and then off to News Revue tonight.
What is Danny going to buy?
Propably something entertaining but ultimatly pointless if my track record of shopping London is anything to go by. Especially as Forbidden Planet will be probably the main destination.
Maybe a T-shirt.. we'll see.