Quote: chipolata @ March 26 2009, 10:54 AM GMTMy ambition is to get to 6000 posts today. So don't expect my normal high quality stuff today, instead it'll just be random insults, rampant sexism and ill-thought out ideas.
So today Matthew your going to be: David Chapman 
Quote: Gavin @ March 26 2009, 11:44 AM GMTSo today Matthew your going to be: David Chapman
Does that mean I've got to age fifty years into a stoop shouldered white haired old man? 
Quote: chipolata @ March 26 2009, 11:46 AM GMTDoes that mean I've got to age fifty years into a stoop shouldered white haired old man?
I don't know I didn't plan this far ahead.
Ellie was about to sack her rubbish receptionist when she went and left before she could do it. Spoli sport.
Haha! You even had special training and everything!
That bitch.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 26 2009, 1:52 PM GMTEllie was about to sack her rubbish receptionist when she went and left before she could do it. Spoli sport.
Pretend we're her and tell us what you would have said! Go on, be mean.
More evidence for dismissal!
God your brave Ellie! I would be bricking it if I had to fire anyone.
Quote: zooo @ March 26 2009, 1:58 PM GMTHaha! You even had special training and everything!
That bitch.
I know. Bitch.
Best thing was, she blamed her leaving on me. So my Office Bitch label still sticks.
Whaaa? What was her excuse?!
Quote: Aaron @ March 26 2009, 2:15 PM GMTWhaaa? What was her excuse?!
Just that I was a bully... she emailed nearly everyone in the company... who might I add have come up to me and said "what a load of tosh".
She sounds mental.
What a load of sweaty old bollocks. Do you have a cardboard box there which you can pack her things into now?
Quote: Aaron @ March 26 2009, 2:36 PM GMTWhat a load of sweaty old bollocks. Do you have a cardboard box there which you can pack her things into now?
Na just chuck it all in a black bin bag and lob it out the front door.
AT HER FACE!