Quote: EllieJP @ March 25 2009, 11:06 PM GMTI spotted that girl was going straight away. She had lips like an anus.
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It was her chin that got me - it was squarer than David Coultards.
"Big Brother for MWMs."
Quote: bigfella @ March 26 2009, 12:54 AM GMTIt was her chin that got me - it was squarer than David Coultards.
Is that possible? I remember basing much of GCE Technical Drawing coursework on his angular jawline.
By watching and enjoying this rubbish, you've all gone down a peg or two in my estimation.
Do I actually think any less of you? Not really. But if any of you dare slag off another reality show as being beneath you. I will reign down fire and brimstone upon your blatantly hypocritical avatars.
Like that will stop you.
My goodness, that was harsh, I'm a nice person really.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 26 2009, 3:43 AM GMTBy watching and enjoying this rubbish, you've all gone down a peg or two in my estimation.
Do I actually think any less of you? Not really. But if any of you dare slag off another reality show as being beneath you. I will reign down fire and brimstone upon your blatantly hypocritical avatars.
Like that will stop you.
My goodness, that was harsh, I'm a nice person really.
I wouldn't call it a reality show - surely its a game show.
Quote: bigfella @ March 26 2009, 8:04 AM GMTI wouldn't call it a reality show - surely its a game show.
It's a reality show, but sort of the opposite way around, in that usually everyone's in the house or whatever and over the course of the series everyone progressively thinks they're dicks.
In The Apprentice, every one of the them is initially viewed as a dick and they slowly win you over* as the series progresses!
(* Not all of them, as some of them are dicks)
Dan
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 26 2009, 3:43 AM GMTBut if any of you dare slag off another reality show as being beneath you. I will reign down fire and brimstone upon your blatantly hypocritical avatars.
I watch a fair few so 
It was so obvious that bird with the odd face was going to go. Such a fall guy/girl.
The appeal of the blonde girl reduced the moment she started talking out the side of her mouth like Jonathan King. And, more generally, when she started talking.
Very young bunch, aren't they, more so than usual.
Very light on the Alan swearing, though. He only said 'balls'.
And, yes, I guess it is a 'reality show', but, crucially, one that's only on once a week, for an hour. Not every pigging day!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 26 2009, 10:16 AM GMTThe appeal of the blonde girl reduced the moment she started talking out the side of her mouth like Jonathan King. And, more generally, when she started talking.
She reminded me of Paul McCartney's ex. What's her name? The one with the false leg.
Heather Mills.
Yeah, that's her.
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 26 2009, 10:20 AM GMTShe reminded me of Paul McCartney's ex. What's her name? The one with the false leg.
I too thought she was like a two-legged Heather Mills when I saw her.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 26 2009, 10:16 AM GMTIt was so obvious that bird with the odd face was going to go. Such a fall guy/girl.
Close your eyes and the girl that went sounded like Anne Widdicombe.
You're not photogenic...you're fired.
Did anyone else think Anita looked a bit like Zig and/or Zag?
Loving the Popeye-mouthed blonde. I wanna see her get riled and say "I've had all I can stand, I can't stands no more!" and then pour a can of spinach in her lop-sided gob and and open a can of whoop ass on the lot of them.
Please God, let her have PMT and be the project leader next week.
Ducky x
I was going to say that the recptionist Frances seems to be getting haughtier by the series, but it turns out she's just an actress!