The Apprentice - Series 5 Page 2
Quote: chipolata @ March 25 2009, 2:54 PM GMTIt's series 5, they'll graduate to hardcore swearing to pull in the viewers. "I don't like c**ting cumballs"
Do you reckon the credit crunch will have effected the show? Like instead of driving around in top class people carriers they have to go everywhere by rickshaw and yell at each other instead of speakerphoning?
Quote: sootyj @ March 25 2009, 5:23 PM GMTThe reality show for people with degrees, is how the Guardian described it.
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 25 2009, 5:27 PM GMTCocks.
The reality show for people with cocks?
As good as ever. And you can't beat a twat in braces.
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 25 2009, 10:10 PM GMTAs good as ever. And you can't beat a twat in braces.
I've never watched it. Sorry!
I liked Rufus Hound's attack on that.... bloke just then.
(I don't know names yet.)
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 25 2009, 10:19 PM GMTI've never watched it. Sorry!
You should, they have squirrels.
A few lookalikes this year.
Geri Halliwell in 10 years time. Nicole Appleton and John Terry (including his arrogance)
Shame that sexy blonde Appleton-lite woman talked out the side of her mouth.
Quote: Seefacts @ March 25 2009, 10:26 PM GMTShame that sexy blonde Appleton-lite woman talked out the side of her mouth.
That was bizarre!
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 25 2009, 10:25 PM GMTYou should, they have squirrels.
I smell the scent of burning cotton boxers. 
Majid, the guy with the beard, was amusing. The team leader should have been fired though not Anita.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 25 2009, 10:35 PM GMTI smell the scent of burning cotton boxers.
*sniffs* Oh wait.. Aaaaghhh!!!!!!!!!!
Quote: Ben @ March 25 2009, 10:37 PM GMTOh you can. It's GREAT fun.
With his own leg? I'm there.
I liked the Geri Halliwell lookalike.
I also liked those cocktail people. I want them to come round my house. Maybe we could enjoy sex on a beach.
AND A COCKTAIL!
I think there are a bigger percentage of tossers this year than last. Excellent. They are f**king clueless as usual. I love the fact that the girl that got fired claimed she had all the business sense in the world but failed to understand the simple relation between how much you spend on equipment against how much profit you make in the end. Although both teams were awful and it was just luck the boys won by a neck.
I spotted that girl was going straight away. She had lips like an anus.