British Comedy Guide

Bomb experts

Police Officer is stood before a taped off street. A white tent is in place beyond the tape. The Chief Constable arrives.

CC: Well what is the position constable?

PO: It is a bomb sir, we're certain of it now.

CC: Is the situation under control?

PO: Yes sir the experts have arrived and are looking at it now.

Female Voices are heard in the tent.

Kim: Pass me the bi-carbonate of soda will you Aggie dear.

Aggie: Oh yes that should work a treat. Or maybe, wait a minute. Hang on Kim.

Aggie appears out of the tent, marigold gloves on.

Aggie: Constable you couldn't get us Vinegar could you. Amazing stuff.

Kim appears out of the tent also with marigold gloves on.

Kim: And some more jay clothes dear.

CC: What the hell are you two doing here?

Kim: We're the experts you called darling.

CC: Constable whats going on?

PO: Sir. We were worried that it was a dirty bomb.

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Would work a lot better as a quickie I think. Most of it could be cut.

Quote: Yacob Wingnut @ March 24 2009, 2:08 PM GMT

Would work a lot better as a quickie I think. Most of it could be cut.

I agree. Same old, same old, every time. Don't edit it lads/ladies - Bigfella will ignore it anyway. The words 'dogs' & 'tricks' spring to mind. Sorry, Bigfella.
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Quote: Morrace @ March 24 2009, 2:21 PM GMT

I agree. Same old, same old, every time. Don't edit it lads/ladies - Bigfella will ignore it anyway. The words 'dogs' & 'tricks' spring to mind. Sorry, Bigfella.
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That is short for me fellas!!!! :)

Quote: bigfella @ March 24 2009, 2:28 PM GMT

That is short for me fellas!!!! :)

That is Short for me fellas!!!! :)

That is short for me fellas!!!!

Short enough? :)

Quote: bigfella @ March 24 2009, 2:58 PM GMT

That is short for me fellas!!!!

Short enough? :)

That is your best work to date, bigfella.
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Quote: Morrace @ March 24 2009, 3:02 PM GMT

That is your best work to date, bigfella.
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Thank you Master! <bows low>

How's the marine engineering coming along by the way?

Ah well, at least you get feedback on yours mate ;)

For the record: Good idea with a good punch but it could definitely do with a trim.

Quote: bigfella @ March 24 2009, 3:12 PM GMT

Thank you Master! <bows low>
How's the marine engineering coming along by the way?

I'm more into sailors at the moment.
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Quote: Morrace @ March 24 2009, 4:45 PM GMT

I'm more into sailors at the moment.
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Aren't we all.

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