Police Officer is stood before a taped off street. A white tent is in place beyond the tape. The Chief Constable arrives.
CC: Well what is the position constable?
PO: It is a bomb sir, we're certain of it now.
CC: Is the situation under control?
PO: Yes sir the experts have arrived and are looking at it now.
Female Voices are heard in the tent.
Kim: Pass me the bi-carbonate of soda will you Aggie dear.
Aggie: Oh yes that should work a treat. Or maybe, wait a minute. Hang on Kim.
Aggie appears out of the tent, marigold gloves on.
Aggie: Constable you couldn't get us Vinegar could you. Amazing stuff.
Kim appears out of the tent also with marigold gloves on.
Kim: And some more jay clothes dear.
CC: What the hell are you two doing here?
Kim: We're the experts you called darling.
CC: Constable whats going on?
PO: Sir. We were worried that it was a dirty bomb.
Ends
