Well, like someone else has already owned up to ... I usually fall asleep. I try to plan it so it happens before my son-in-law gets his kit off or my daughter (to whom he's now attached) bursts into tears about something-or-other ... which might be a comment I've just made about (uhm) just about anything, or the fact that they ain't got any money and I'm not taking that seriously enough 'cos I am, as they say, somewhat hin-hebri-ated (ah kids ... don't-cha just love 'em ... even when they're thirty-something!). The whole bunch of our thirty-somethings plus partners are with us for Xmas this year ... so I gotta invent all sorts of grown-up kids games to play between now and then. If I start now I might just make it. Anyway, getting back to the point, when I wake up after too much juice it's usually the day before any of these strange events happened ... so that's alright!!!
What could you do when drunk? Page 3
I can see through wooden doors
Quote: Gavin @ July 31, 2007, 12:24 AMI can see through wooden doors
I've never been that drunk, the only thing I've seen while drunk is vomit and tears.
gor what are you like vomit and tears was 2 hours ago. Not my tears obviously I'm a man and as such can only cry at sporting event and groin pain.
Same here it was mostly the vomit and tears of strangers and friends. Mostly (men)'why she leave me etc.' or (women) 'its such a beatiful evening and I look fat etc.'
I hate why'd she leave me guys. Boo hoo Why did she leave me? "becuase you cry like a school girl who's pet gerbil has just been mangled in a pencil sharpner."
Have done when drunk
Gone to a nightclub and lost a leg of my jeans
Been chased down a mountain
Been located in the kitchen of a pub looking for leftovers
Been felt up by a 90 year old (very briefly, I ran off)
Put for sale signs outside different houses
Been attacked with a roast chicken in the street
Blown up a toilet
Accidently got enagaged
Set fire to my hair / leg (by accident)
Pretended to be an owl outside someones' house
Played sound FX very loud on my stereo
Had a rather unpleasant exchange with a bloke I used to work with who decided to put his hand down my trousers.
That's about it.
Oh, and rode around for half an hour on the roof of a pizza van untilt he POlice turned up.
Note to self: Don't hang around Ed when he's pissed.
Gav, did I notice a quote from DJ Format in your first post on this thread?
Give that man a sticker
Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike
Cos they crap, and I'm not
Quote: Ed Parnell @ July 31, 2007, 3:55 AMHave done when drunk
Been felt up by a 90 year old (very briefly, I ran off)
Was that a male or female then?
Been chased down a mountain
made me snort with laughter - priceless mental image of that running downhill, just-about-too-fast-for-your-legs-to-keep-up mania. Very funny.
Love music for the mature B Boy...
In fact, feeling inspired...
Gone to the local "24 hour petrol station" in tight fitting seventies velcro porno shorts... brown cowboy boots and a floppy beach hat... When i was standing by the till with my bag of charcoal and tampons and of course my munchie food... my mate pulled my shorts down and i just stood there stoned... letting the cool breeze masage my testies... that's just one thing that happened whislt sharing a flat in Hampstead with my four mates.. oh the good old drunken spli** days in LONDON.
You got the right idea, Reiss. Dammit we're relatively neighbours (at least country-wise). Uhm ... what's the charcoal for!?!