British Comedy Guide

The Youth of today. Tut tut tut..... Page 3

Turns out that the guy who drove the ice cream truck in our neighborhood in Orange County was a registered sex offender!

That dirty basket.

Quote: DaButt @ March 23 2009, 12:34 AM GMT

Do the ice cream trucks in the UK dispense illicit drugs? It seems to be a recurring theme here in the States.

We have Mr Whippy, you have Mr Cracky.

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Quote: Aaron @ March 23 2009, 12:35 AM GMT

Yeah - but is that the only basis upon which Lee made his comment...

It was. :$

We need to bring back conscription and ship the youth of today to fight in unwinnable wars.

Euthanasia, but for under-18s, not over-60s.

Quote: SlagA @ March 23 2009, 11:59 AM GMT

Euthanasia, but for under-18s, not over-60s.

There's a great Philip K Dick short story in which women are allowed to abort kids up to the age of sixteen. He meant it as an attack up Pro-Choice groups, but when you read it you just think, "F**king hell, the world would be so much better if we could just kill teenagers." :)

I would say we're not that bad, but I just watched back a video from Saturday's party. Oh dear. :$

I saw a gang of teenagers taunting a disabled Big Issue salesman on Saturday. What charming youth Britain has produced. Angry

Well we're defo not all *that* bad. :|

Scatz, you are the necessary exception to the rule. ;)

Quote: SlagA @ March 23 2009, 1:32 PM GMT

Scatz, you are the necessary exception to the rule. ;)

Until she has a few vodkas down her...

There are a bunch of little shits around at the moment - schools are to blame slightly but to be honest we're too soft of people I think, you can get away with murder...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 22 2009, 8:13 PM GMT

Well it's a 99 without the flake really. I still call it a 99 flake though!

You do realise that's not Benny's pen digging into your hip, right?

Is it your leftover flake then?

Tastes like man juice never tasted before!

I apologise!

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