Reminded me of cheesecake.
Who would you live with? Page 9
Can I just add I was only joking in my choices and that all those mentioned, I hold in nothing but highest esteem? 
Hello. Remember me from such killer funny lines as
Laugh and your dog laughs with you
And
What's the difference between an elephant and cheese? An elephant can't ride a bike.
Not one bloody mention. See above what you'd be missing if you didn't choo choo choose me as Ralph would say. I'm off for a good cry. I hope your happy 
Quote: roscoff @ March 22 2009, 11:45 PM GMTNot one bloody mention. See above what you'd be missing if you didn't choo choo choose me as Ralph would say. I'm off for a good cry. I hope your happy
I offered to buy everyone beers and struck out, too.
WTF is that sound coming from my neighbor's house? It sounds like a vacuum, but a JET-POWERED VACUUM THAT COULD SUCK THE PAINT FROM THE WALLS.
Quote: DaButt @ March 22 2009, 9:29 PM GMTI can't even walk into stores like Lush. The smell is overpowering.
Yup, definitely. It's not unpleasant, but it's so strong.
Quote: Leevil @ March 22 2009, 9:31 PM GMTBloody Romans!
Quote: zooo @ March 22 2009, 9:36 PM GMTI guess I must be the only female to not really like Lush... :/
I have the acest girlfriend. 
Quote: DaButt @ March 22 2009, 11:48 PM GMTWTF is that sound coming from my neighbor's house? It sounds like a vacuum, but a JET-POWERED VACUUM THAT COULD SUCK THE PAINT FROM THE WALLS.
Does she suck like a hoover?
Quote: Aaron @ March 23 2009, 12:10 AM GMTYup, definitely. It's not unpleasant, but it's so strong.
It smells nice, but I can feel it clawing at the back of my throat. That can't be good.
The neighbor's Hoovering has stopped. I guess he finally sucked up all the blood and body parts ...
Does/did he have a wife/children?
Quote: Aaron @ March 23 2009, 12:25 AM GMTDoes/did he have a wife/children?
I'm pretty sure that everyone on my street has a wife and a bunch of kids. That's probably why they look at me like a leper - I'm single and live with my adult son in a large family home.
Last year my friends' band spent a few days here and brought another band with them. The (cute) singer from the other band asked me how I'd met my son. Turns out she thought he was my 20-year-old male lover! 
I told her I met him in the delivery room at the hospital on June 19th, 1987. I guess I need to work on my manly appearance. 
Quote: DaButt @ March 23 2009, 12:30 AM GMTLast year my friends' band spent a few days here and brought another band with them. The (cute) singer from the other band asked me how I'd met my son. Turns out she thought he was my 20-year-old male lover!
I told her I met him in the delivery room at the hospital on June 19th, 1987. I guess I need to work on my manly appearance.
Quote: Aaron @ March 23 2009, 12:34 AM GMT
Friday I met a band in Austin that will probably be staying with us in May. I made a point in introducing my son as my son, so hopefully the (also cute) singer won't make the same mistake.
Ha! Well that'll be interesting.
Quote: Aaron @ March 23 2009, 12:40 AM GMTHa! Well that'll be interesting.
I think she's married to a guy in the band. Doesn't matter as long as she doesn't ask about my Boy Toy.
Quote: DaButt @ March 22 2009, 11:48 PM GMTI offered to buy everyone beers and struck out, too.
Yes but it was American beer, face reality. 
I considered DaButt, and although you're the kind of person who would keep my wilder pseudo-intellectual babbling in check, I didn't fancy the idea of getting up at 5 a.m. to salute the flag, shoot a few Obama supporters, and then drive through town shouting "Yeehah, we cut them good," before I even ate a blueberry muffin breakfast-to-go. Plus you might have burned my cryptozoology cuttings, if you'd looked under my bed. Burn my cheap Swedish porn, yes, but my cryptozoology cuttings, no.
Quote: roscoff @ March 22 2009, 11:45 PM GMTNot one bloody mention.
Roscoff, you were also in the running due to Welshness but I had to ditch you in the recent light of your gender. One claim of sexual harassment in a year is bad luck but two would be foolishness on my part.
Quote: SlagA @ March 22 2009, 11:40 PM GMTCan I just add I was only joking in my choices and that all those mentioned, I hold in nothing but highest esteem?
Awwwwww 
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Quote: SlagA @ March 23 2009, 10:25 AM GMTYes but it was American beer, face reality.
Most of the beer I drink is imported. The American beer that I drink is quality stuff. None of that megabrew piss for me.