Jumping on the Gordon Ramsay Bandwagon

INT. KITCHEN

GORDON IS HOLDING A PLATE OF HEALTHY FOOD AND SHOUTING AT CHEFS OUT OF SHOT

GORDON
What the f**king f**k is this shit. Look at that chicken, it looks like a white dog turd. who the f**k do you think you are, I wouldn't feed this to my f**king worst enemy. You've let every f**ker down, your f**king mum, your f**king dad, your teachers.

CAMERA CUTS TO GROUP OF SCHOOLCHILDREN IN CHEFS HATS AND APRONS WHO ARE ALL STOOD IN STUNNED SILENCE

VOICEOVER
Gordon Ramsay's school dinners. starts Friday at nine f**king pm.

I'd take the swearing out of the voice over. Then it's a pretty decent sketch

As Gav says, although adding bleeps is quite effective.

Yeah. Bleep it up and it would work.

Nice one.

Hi Tom. I don't really like this, it seems like a really obvious "pull back and reveal" gag to me. Sorry!

Tom, I thought that was excellent. As I was reading I was trying to second guess the punchline, but didn't. One of the best sketches I've heard (and visulaised) in ages. Have you tried sending this out to producers? It has a long shelf life.

When Gordon is doing a piece to camera, why does he always smack himself? He's always hitting one hand into the other or smacking the side of his legs. Annoying.

Coz he's a knob, and he is emphasising his knobbishness. Sorry, his f**king knobbishness. F**king.