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Who would you live with?

Here is a fun one. Out of all the BSGers, which, let's say three, would you be happy to share a flat with and why?

I'm gonna think about this one carefully myself!

I'd think it would have to be Robyn cause I'd have someone who understands my passion for fluffy things and can explain stuff to me, Slag A cause he can bring all his bunny wabbits, and Elliot to keep Robyn happy.

Sorry Danny and Gav but living with you guys would clearly result in some kind of fire.

Do I at least get the shed?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ March 21 2009, 7:01 PM GMT

living with you guys would clearly result in some kind of fire.

Caused by the friction of industrial-scale masturbation?

Laughing out loud

I just need to live with people brighter than me! :)

Quote: Leevil @ March 21 2009, 7:05 PM GMT

Do I at least get the shed?

Of course.

Let me just remind everyone that I'm easy to get along with, I'm somewhat tidy and I keep the fridge stocked with fine beer.

I strutt around the house in just kitten heels but you don't see me trying to get people to pick me :P

Ruby, Ruby and Ruby.

What?

I was lying in the above post.

Sometimes I wear a hat.

Maybe I'm too long in the tooth, but the thought of sharing a flat with anyone ever again sends shivers down my spine.

People running the tap when you're in the shower, the disappering milk, strange hairs in the bathroom sink, the whole television 'collective' choice - oh Big Brother again, great.

Not to mention the 'Yoko' situation when someone moves their girlfriend in or two flatmates hook up.

Besides, I'm horribly selfish and hope to remain that way.

Quote: NickTheDon @ March 21 2009, 7:14 PM GMT

Ruby, Ruby and Ruby.

Ahhh-aaaaaaa-ahhhh-aaaaaaaaa-aaaarrrrrrrr-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

(Ba-da-baaaaaaa, ba-da-baaaaaaaaaaa)

Quote: DaButt @ March 21 2009, 7:08 PM GMT

I keep the fridge stocked with fine beer.

Only in Europe can domestic beer be called fine. :P

If it had to be three, I'd be inclined to go for people who aren't like me. My friends are always people who make me think or question or laugh - but that doesn't explain SlagB though.

These are my initial thoughts:

I'd be tempted to go for SootyJ and Moonstone for the pot-free intellectual stimulation but if I lived so close to them, I fear I'd transmute (Zelig-like) into a rabbi overnight.

I'd be tempted to go for Aaron or Zooo too, but if one comes, so does the other and me constantly banging the ceiling with a brush, and shouting "Oi! You two. I'm trying to have a wank, down here," would give me laryngitis before the week was out.

Rubes would come as the complete package, that is just her and no one else, simply for reasons of shoe and bag and precious things space, so I'd end up joining Leevil in the shed.

Loops, Danny, and Gavin: top people but I'd feel too dirty when in comparison to them. It'd end with me leaving a midnight note and a suspicious shortage of safety razors.

Leevil because he's a talented funny guy but I'd constantly be banging on his bedroom door shouting "Are you writing? Write, damn you, you don't write enough."

I'd think about Lee Henman, he's as paranoid as me. I'd hire mates to come to the house dressed in black, at random times, and put a hidden camera under his bed, to upload footage of him cowering onto YouTube. But the two of us conspiracy-heads together would certainly attract the attention of Majestic-12 and end in a strangely abandoned house and two unidentified bodies floating in the Channel.

Me, being an asexual being, would rule out sharing a house with EJP, much to her relief.

I'm still adding to the short list.

Hmmm. It'd be out of:

The Bussell would be good. Once I'd got over the fact he was better looking and taller than me. I imagine he'd pull off loads of JD-from-Scrubs style pratfalls.

Leevil because he would make me look productive. And, as he's younger than me, he'd keep me in touch with modern society.

Aaron because I could run any School of Comedy sketches by him first. I also reckon that he'd keep the house in order. Admittedly you'd have to look beyond the Nazi paraphernalia, but that's fine. We'll keep that to one room and not let guests in.

Ellie, but only because I'd rifle through her underwear drawers when she wasn't looking. I jest, of course - I'd do it in front of her.

JakeHow would be excellent as I imagine he's a bit like Ralf Wiggum.

Quote: Seefacts @ March 21 2009, 7:53 PM GMT

The Bussell would be good.

I thought about him but he'd drive me to madness or murder. It'd be like living with Tom Baker on acid and speed.
:)

Nil, Lee, Finck.

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