SlagA
Saturday 21st March 2009 11:43pm [Edited]
Blackwood
5,335 posts
Quote: DaButt @ March 21 2009, 7:08 PM GMT
I keep the fridge stocked with fine beer.
Only in Europe can domestic beer be called fine.
If it had to be three, I'd be inclined to go for people who aren't like me. My friends are always people who make me think or question or laugh - but that doesn't explain SlagB though.
These are my initial thoughts:
I'd be tempted to go for SootyJ and Moonstone for the pot-free intellectual stimulation but if I lived so close to them, I fear I'd transmute (Zelig-like) into a rabbi overnight.
I'd be tempted to go for Aaron or Zooo too, but if one comes, so does the other and me constantly banging the ceiling with a brush, and shouting "Oi! You two. I'm trying to have a wank, down here," would give me laryngitis before the week was out.
Rubes would come as the complete package, that is just her and no one else, simply for reasons of shoe and bag and precious things space, so I'd end up joining Leevil in the shed.
Loops, Danny, and Gavin: top people but I'd feel too dirty when in comparison to them. It'd end with me leaving a midnight note and a suspicious shortage of safety razors.
Leevil because he's a talented funny guy but I'd constantly be banging on his bedroom door shouting "Are you writing? Write, damn you, you don't write enough."
I'd think about Lee Henman, he's as paranoid as me. I'd hire mates to come to the house dressed in black, at random times, and put a hidden camera under his bed, to upload footage of him cowering onto YouTube. But the two of us conspiracy-heads together would certainly attract the attention of Majestic-12 and end in a strangely abandoned house and two unidentified bodies floating in the Channel.
Me, being an asexual being, would rule out sharing a house with EJP, much to her relief.
I'm still adding to the short list.