They are just so shocking. They really are! Primary school kids with mobiles and mini skirts saying "whatever" and giving grannies lip.
What has started this rant? I've just been to the ice cream van on behalf of the dog (Yes, really) and while getting her plain 99 flake, one little boy about 8 or 9 screeched at his mother.
"I said no sauce you stupid whore, are you f**king retarded?!"
The mother upon seeing both mine and the ice cream man's faces told the little angel "That is naughty" but you got the impression she rarely made a deal of it.
I rarely do workshops with anyone under 16 because I found these are a nightmare group and I've worked with PRISIONERS. They never listen, are very rude, and I've had problems in the past with them breaking things and on one occassion, setting a fire. I'd rather work with people who would actually get more out of it than a bunch of screaming monsters who don't want to be there in the first place. Not to be crude but it does make you want to sew yourself shut!
Is it a UK thing? Because when I toured a piece of childrens theatre in France years ago, all the children we met were lovely and sweet and well mannered to the point we nearly snuck them into our luggage because they were soooooo cute. Then, when we toured in the UK, we had loads of screaming and one school we left with the bus being pelted with apples.
I see more and more kids younger and younger with mobiles and make up. Also all the girls at the local secondary school have handbags, some designer. When I was at school which wasn't that long ago (Still in single figures), if you turned up to school with a handbag and your books in a New look shopping bag, you would have been laughed out of the classroom! And the nearest thing I had to make up before my teens was Tinkerbell lipsticks and peelable nail polishes. And what is it with the fake Brixton accents? You are a white middle class 11 year old boy from Bude! Shut up.
Anyone else find kids really shocking? I know every generation says it but I honestly don't recall being as bad as that when I was a kid.