Quote: Simon B @ March 19 2009, 6:45 PM GMTWhat on purpose? Or is it a condition?
Sort of on purpose, sort of not. He's a little odd. 
Why do people do that? Page 3
...and some people do it to pose as a middle aged female spy to trick their friend into murdering them! Although I suspect those people are in the minority.
Does anyone remember this case?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-304610/Teenage-chatroom-spy-tricked-boy-stabbing.html
(Apologies for link to Daily Mail - I was having trouble finding it at all!)
Jx
Quote: roscoff @ March 19 2009, 6:15 PM GMTWell I've had several dreams where I'm actually Sooty. My doctor just shook his head and handed me the gun.
Haha!
Quote: Leevil @ March 19 2009, 7:00 PM GMTI have two accounts, but I don't think I am going to use my other one again, which is under my real name.
You must have 3 then. 
Quote: Jane Perrin @ March 19 2009, 7:41 PM GMT...and some people do it to pose as a middle aged female spy to trick their friend into murdering them! Although I suspect those people are in the minority.
Does anyone remember this case?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-304610/Teenage-chatroom-spy-tricked-boy-stabbing.html
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Quote: Aaron @ March 19 2009, 8:08 PM GMTYou must have 3 then.
Xactly!
Quote: Aaron @ March 19 2009, 8:08 PM GMTHaha!
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Aaron, you seem troubled. Would you like to become a spy and make it all better? I have contacts...
Quote: Leevil @ March 19 2009, 8:16 PM GMTXactly!
Tee hee.
Quote: Jane Perrin @ March 19 2009, 8:25 PM GMTAaron, you seem troubled. Would you like to become a spy and make it all better? I have contacts...
I'm good thanks.
Quote: bigfella @ March 19 2009, 5:24 PM GMTAnyone any clues?
Across
8 Region (4)
9 Special right (9)
10 Avoid (4)
13 Tooth (5)
15 Moorland bird (6)
Down
2 Listen! (4)
3 Wild party (4)
5 Indicator (6)
11 Plastic art (9)
12 Guardian (9)
Quote: jonny2 @ March 20 2009, 2:40 AM GMTAcross
8 Region (4)
9 Special right (9)
10 Avoid (4)
13 Tooth (5)
15 Moorland bird (6)Down
2 Listen! (4)
3 Wild party (4)
5 Indicator (6)
11 Plastic art (9)
12 Guardian (9)
I'll have a go at a couple -
8 Area
2 Hear
15 Grouse
12 Bodyguard
Quote: jonny2 @ March 20 2009, 2:40 AM GMTAcross
8 Region (4)
9 Special right (9)
10 Avoid (4)
13 Tooth (5)
15 Moorland bird (6)Down
2 Listen! (4)
3 Wild party (4)
5 Indicator (6)
11 Plastic art (9)
12 Guardian (9)
Across:
9 Privilege
10 miss
13 molar
Down:
3 rave
5 marker
Q for them. Favourite film?
A. Sybil.
Quote: roscoff @ March 19 2009, 6:15 PM GMTWell I've had several dreams where I'm actually Sooty. My doctor just shook his head and handed me the gun.
I'm afraid you're a wereSootyj. At night your grammar goes to pot and you beat poor script readers unconcious with multiple topical gags.
You could try reading the OED backwards whilst wearing a cape made from the Daily Mail?
You reminded me of my 3rd favourite joke of all time:
Next time you're reading a newspaper, pretend to be doing a cryptic crossword.
'Postman angry at Christmas.'
The person thinks for a moment, then asks – 'how many letters?'
'F*%$£*# millions!' you shout.
(actual swear word you use is optional)
Quote: Rhubarb @ March 20 2009, 10:39 AM GMTYou reminded me of my 3rd favourite joke of all time:
Next time you're reading a newspaper, pretend to be doing a cryptic crossword.
'Postman angry at Christmas.'
The person thinks for a moment, then asks – 'how many letters?'
'F*%$£*# millions!' you shout.
(actual swear word you use is optional)
I have seen that joke used on Emmerdale and Doctors in the form.
Clue: Overworked postman'
How many letters?
Too f**king many.
I was in two minds about commenting on multiple profile disorder, but since I can't be sure who any of you are . . . 